Looks like we are getting a few members. Thats excellent....well, its ok...in fact....does it matter? No. Am I bothered? Not really.
Right, I guess we should have a membership card. It should have "Tosh's Apathy Club" First Name:..... that's surely enough yeah?
Wait NO! Everything matters! At least something matters right? right? Ah screw it, sign me up or dont
why should I join this apathy club? what's in it for me? What's so special about apathy? I won't bother...
No I am a member. This is important to all of us. Oh I cant make it this week. Or next. Could you post some stuff and I might look at it or something.
You all are a bunch of phonies and fakes, you should have never bothered to reply to this invitation... hah... I'm probably the only true member..... 'cuz, I never bothered to join.. oh... dang..
do you know theres an 'apathy anonymous' class you can attend... how many people can actually be bothered to attend though.. kinda defeats the purpose doesnt it?!