In 5 hours, I will test for my black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I will throw about 400+ punches, blocks, and hand strikes, 300+ kicks, demonstrate 43 different self-defense/one-step techniques (mostly at random), answer 100 questions on Korean terms, TKD history, and Korean philosophy, show proficient knowledge of and power in 10 different forms, demonstrate falling and rolling techniques, correctly identify and demonstrate 30+ blocking combinations by the Korean names for the techniques and stances, spar 8 to 12 full-contact rounds with the existing blackbelts, and then demonstrate 5 board breaks. No stopping. No breaks. Wish me well, pray, and/or send ibuprofen.