To the ladies of MAP!

g-bells you are a stealthy man. But one thing you might want to fix is your birth date. It indicates your 36 years old.

Change the birth date year down to 1994. Now you can act to be young again. What good times those were. Sandwiches already made for ya. Soup already on the table, and flap jacks laid out on your plate.

See now there is some benefit to be young




and lamaTKD cait is... 29...... As a high school teacher, you know the mind of what's inside a teenager

My buddies would like you to be their teacher. They need some lessons taught.

 

what was the last grade you completed?
i'm 35 and i'll run your young **** into the ground!!!!!!!!
those young lassies are good for about a month then they get the chance to open their mouths and it's all down hill from there.

benefit of being young is that you don't wake up with achs and pains but other than that your like a lizard searching for you cut off tail

come on down and i'll educate you on how a grown man does things

 

Hmm I'm wondering if this might work out.

First the guys make the girl a sandwich. Then the guy gets a sandwich and maybe a bonus for tonight in return for our nice favors.

Then in essence us guys would have to owe them back in return for their bonus that they gave. Then give them double that for tomorrow night and plus a roastbeef sandwich for them.

Then the girls would have to make a deliquint master peice of 3 clubhouse sandwiches.

Then the guys can go out and enjoy a nice game of golf afterwards.

 

That would be cool.

 

anytime bro

 

But you'll run my young **** down into the ground. Then I'll have to beg for you to stop. Then perhaps... I beg for a sandwich.

Ironically I was wearing a lizard shirt.

 

we could spar a little and i'll take it easy on (not) and you'll be my b^&ch and you'll be making the sammiches

 

But they still know the mascara is there and they can't handle it.

 

I've been always hoping to train with a sparring partner. :love: I'll then be making the sammiches for myself, and then we could go for a long run while you chase me around. That I've mistakenly eaten your sammiches.

 

first lesson my young grasshopper
1. never run with a sammich in your belly
2. never run with a sammich in your hand, you might trip and be eaten by squirrels
3. never tease your elders with a sammich
4. never, i mean never question a hungry man!!!!!

now what have you learned today grasshoppr?

 

I don't know

 

well then it's back into the ring for you
5x5 minutes of old vs new with an **** whipping to commence

 

Ah I'm joking. I've learned to.... not... ummm.. make sammiches for grumpy people. Not to run with food in hand to taunt little critters, not to tease g-bells before I get eaten. Not to run with food in belly which gives cramps.

Ahh I just got a bleeding nose. :cry:

 

I wish I can type faster.

 

LMAO
patience young grasshopper you must first learn the ways of the wise

 

the what?

 

did you eat paint chips as a child, oh almost forgat who i was talking to, did you eat paint chips in the past few months?

 

Yes I did eat paint chips.

Seeya later, g-bells

 

ahhhhh that explains alot
you don't know whether your coming or going

later

 

Hmmm I see I havent missed much in my absence.......