I have found the replacement to all your training gear in one machine. Tis called " A Mechanical Bull " I used to ride real bulls and mechanical bulls all the time, but after a 17 year layoff, then to get back on one and ride 4 times, on one day, and 7 times the next day, in a bull riding comp, after drinking, a lot of course, , is the best workout I have ever had. I would post the bruising on map but I think it would breach the TOS.
I rode a mechanical bull once. The bruising between my legs was the worst thing I've ever seen and my arm ached for a week. Still, it didn't do a thing for my kicks and the only thing it did for my sparring was teach me to accept pain.
