This or That

fleas....less painful!


Leprosy or HIV

 

neither...

Drunk or exhausted?

 

Drunk, cos then I can blame that for anything rude I've done...

Left over pizza with a spider crawling on it

OR

Left over kebab with all the fat congealed into several lumps that may or may not have had a spider crawling on it...

 

Order out for more pizza

Cheetos or Doritos?

 

Doritos

A smoke after a great romp session

or

Sleep

 

Sleep,

You shouldn't smoke in bed, thats how fires start, and not the good kind!

Motorbike or Car?

 

Motorbike

Getting beaten up by a nun

OR

Getting beaten up by a 4 year old

 

Bring on the sexy nun please.

Spectrum Red

Or

Spectrum Aqua.

 

Spectrum Aqua

Gene Simmons Family Jewels

or

Hogan knows best

 

Gene Simmons

Robbing the crade

or

Robbing the grave?

 

Grave-prison term would be shorter

kid who took the 200 kicks in karate class
vs
Dick Cheney's hunting buddy

 

the kid, who took 200 kicks, if it was GKR, they wouldn't have connected anyway!

Dealing with Rude customers,

or

Dealing with your boyfriends/girlfriends rude parents?

 

Dealing with rude customers, I have just enough authority to make things awkward for them. My GF's parents are lovely anyway.

The price of Petrol


or

Other Driver's bad Driving

 

Price of petrol.

Stabbing yourself in the man boobs with the sharpened handles of your butterfly knives.

OR

Hitting yourself on the face with a staff after gau fah has gone wrong?

 

Stabbing myself.

Getting your girlfriend/boyfriend to take you to a female/male strip club

or

Getting a private show?

 

Yeah like you have a GF Mr why can't I!

Private Show


Core Ball exercises

or

Combat Cardio

 

combat cardio

getting killed by bruce lee

or

being attacked by a ninja

 

attacked by a ninja. Preferably one like ChosonNinja or Rjhartu

Punch, punch, pass (the guard)

or

Puff, puff, pass D)

 

is both an anwser

 

"Both" is not an aswer, "both" is what chumps say.
So,


None

or

Both?