Things that make you go "Grrrrrr......."

Ok,so this thread is for things that make you go "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr"....................

Not people on MAP,but anything or anyone outside!

So here goes:

I am nearly *cough*30*cough* and have just had a text from my Mum telling me I am too obsessed with Kung Fu, that I need to slow down.That she can never get in touch with me because I am kung fu,even though when she does she has nothing to tell me and isn't even interested in my kung fu.
Would she rather me sit on my sorry ass,like my eldest sister and do nothing interesting other than work????????? :bang:

GRRRRRR!!!!!!

I love my Mum,she is generally lovely,but Grrrrrrr!

 

yes when people ask you " hay your pretty big do you lift weights"


duh? no i'm big boneded :bang:


secondly when people turn from the inside(fast lane) on a four way street, without using the turning lane :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

LMAO....well are you

 

Lol G!!
Just thought, to balance out the karma of grrrrr perhaps there should be a "Things that make you go mmmmmmmmm..." thread to balance it

 

i said i was big bone ded

 

Su Lin - you know your mum loves you! I can relate to the situation (down to the 'eldest sister'). Have you ever invited (dragged her) to come and watch you in class? I'm sure she knows you love KF but it can be hard for women to understand why you like it so much. There's also a lot of misconception out there about MA (violence, unfeminine, injuries etc.)

Grrr moments for me are smokers in general. GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! They throw their cigarette butts all over the place, on the soil where plants are trying to grow. And don't get me started about fat-assed smokers who take the whole footpath and walk really slowly so that you can't bypass them and have to inhale their poison.

 

Similar here. They turn without indicating. They all think every car driver behind them are mind readers. So they turn and cut you up and they wonder why you are blaring the horn at them and waving a digit from your hand at them for turning.

 

Agree on boths points Lily,just got text from my Mum that said she was just worried about me. :love: I invited her and my Dad to the demonstration but they couldn't make it.Next time I shall drag them along!!!

And yes,smokers make me sooooo annoyed! Even the ones who are walking in front of me in the street blwong smoke at me!!! :woo:

 

As I found out this evening, guys who curl in the squat rack.

:bang:

Not many things make me angry so this one might be a bit lame, but as it happened earlier today I was a bit peeved.

 

vigilanety justices " high fives"

 

Tell them, Nah, I gave up on weights years ago, now I lift small cars and squish people that ask me stupid questions.

Alternately ask them if they've ever heard of Bill Engvall; then say, "Good, here's your sign."

 

you are the king

LMAO

 

hmmm things that make me go grrr not much i usually let it drift on by CHAVS make me grrrrrrr modern life makes me go grrrrr because people are too sad to get out and see the world so instead they obsess over celebs and crap blah makes me sick and they say i dont have a life :bang:

 

chavs - everywhere, their spawning like a fungi at an increasing rate,especially when they think its funny to block your path when you walk, everywhere you try and turn and move to they stand in the way.if it was legal id be tempted to set them on fire.

the boy on the moped who keeps going up and down my road, if he does it one more time im tempted to make a wire across the road to knock him off :woo:.

people who play crap music on their phones on the buss!

 

I dislike people who insist on driving right up my ass, who then violently overtake me risking life, only for me to slowly roll up behind them at the next set of red lights down the road...where did that get you assbandit? Some people are dumb... :bang:

 

Falling asleep at the wheel passing a semi-truck :bang: That makes me go GRRRRRRRR.... :woo:

 

Tom Pain's CD collection. :love:

































Only kidding Tommy! :love:

 

All you have to do is to wave a few vouchers at the local Claires shop and they will bow down to you no probs.

Another is.... Wait for it.... Single moms who think it is good to barge in front of the queue wit ha pram to get the seat on the bus. They spend ages getting the prams down and fuss about the storage spaces. Then they scream at their kids for not going to the seat they want... Makes you wonder if the Chinese Government have the right idea.

 

Old people on a bus are worse, they have umbrellas!

 

Post men
Bin men
World of soddin' Warcraft
Psychologists
People who say 'ninjer'
People who reserve seats for hours while you stand
The blonde cow who steals my seat on the No.86 in the mornings
Seagulls and anyone who picks on pigeons
Psychotic gf's of male friends
Flies
Job agencies
Tesco
India
Macdonalds
Public trasnport
Fake blondes
Perves
Drunken loonies
Mahoosive old droppy boobs and butts in the swimming pool changing room
People who leave 15 missed calls before they get the hint that I'm not going to pick up!
People telling me how I feel
Eastenders
People who talk to your boobs
Police
Sheep!

Err...the list is endless. I think I need therapy