Things kids write!!!!!!!!

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  1. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    Junior School Children Writing about the Sea. Priceless!!!

    1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

    2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

    3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

    4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

    5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

    6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

    7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

    8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

    9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

    10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

    11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

    12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

    13) On holiday my mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
  2. Slindsay

    Slindsay All violence is necessary

    8 is something I've wondered about myself, 9 is just kind of sad.
  3. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    i knew a variation on the first one supposedly attributed to a politician: "the flagellum of corruption is like an octopus with it's big testicles"
  4. Light123

    Light123 Give Up On Giving Up

    Where does Carys get his/her stuff? :D
  5. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training


    Her :p

    I suspect some of those are made up. And yes number 9 is just sad.
  6. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    Borrowed from my post in the members area !!!


  7. Light123

    Light123 Give Up On Giving Up

    Then I suppose this one can be deemed untrustworthy. :sarcastic smirk:
  8. narcsarge

    narcsarge Masticated Whey

    The highest form of a compliment!
  9. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    Toooooooooooooo Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuee!!:):)

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