The way of the Hadou.

How can i film something thats allready happened....contradiction in terms.

 

He reminds me of someone else. This should be entertaining. *grabs pancake and sits down to munch*

I've a few questions for you. You expect insults but i wont give them. Just questions.

You state you studied for 20 years before deciding to create a art. what makes you think you can create an art after just 20 years, when mr funakoshi for example was an older man in his 60's before he created Shotokan Karate. People that brilliant who can see flaws in arts after just 20 years or so are very far between.

You said you 'earned a white belt' What exactly do that mean? That you joined and had to pass a grading to get a white belt?? Most of us usually get a white belt when we get a uniform. Was your art such that you actually earned white belts? Something don't fly here.

Why exactly do you think having an orange belt and a blue belt qualify you to create an art? These arent high ranks mind you.

These I just got after reading just 20 pages of this. I shall now go back yo reading the rest. And munching on pancake while I am entertained.

 

She's right. Your a proper wacko. Now go to bed you fruitcake. I'll be back to see how you get on with your meds tomorrow.

 

I was walking home yesterday, and I was attacked by a group of fifty ninjas! Fortunately my vicious turkey style and powerful strikes overcame them.

Of course I didn't film it. I was just walking home from school alone and didn't have a camera.

Do you believe me?

 

Blade96 the answer to your question is that i am that rare indivual that is few and far between.

 

When i was 18 i given free lesson in karate for about one year after which he said i had acheived a white belt.......my god im going to be asleep for most of the day......

 

Of course i dont.....but it doesent change the fact im telling the truth..i dont expect you to beleive me.

 

So what did you wear during these lessons? Jeans and a Tshirt? A typical Karate Gi would be awkward to wear without the belt to keep it from coming undone?

 

That spoodge covered copy of "Chun Li Monthly" is not your wife

 

Are you ready for Freddy?

 

Joggers and a tshirt....

 

Pants do get in the way of proper martial arts practice don't they.

 

Thats why you will see me in joggers and a tshirt 90% of the time when im on road.

 

This hannibal guy is a bit of a ***** isnt he? There was a time in my life when i could have done him some serious damage.......

 

You're serious... you don't wear pants, or trousers or anything?

And a karate teacher offered to let, an 18 year old, train with him pantless?

That's just a bit creepy don'tcha think?

 

Misunderstanding here i think joggers means track suit or loose fitting bottoms.

 

Damn wifes gonna get up to go work soon. She is going to cuss me. Ive been up all night....all part of the rich tapestry that is marriage.

 

You couldn't wipe the cheese off my nob boy - now go clean your sty of of yard...or can't you take being out-trolled?

 

Try re-inflating her

 

I shouldnt give this **** ammunition to use. Forget you guys my guard is firmly up. Cant be relaxed anymore.....hit me with your best shot before i fall asleep from boredom.