There are three types of people who post in this forum indulge me as I explain my logic. Firstly we have the genuinely interested MA'st who; because of their study pose legitimate questions relating to their art, these members generally use the search feature and don't expect other members to spend (waste) their time doing the donkey work for them. Secondly, we have the MA'st who perhaps doesn't comprehend the vast nature of the questions posed through this world wide community and, poses their question without checking if its been asked before but, more importantly; been answered however, these posters realise very quickly when the initial reply(s) indicate where the search facility is what to do. Finally we have the moronic personalities who register and with their very first group of posts, present themselves as the least likely candidates to warrant the time and effort from their fellow MAP community thusly, if you fall within the last category I present the following: You are a... [] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Previously Banned Member [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee [ ] Troll [ ] Spammer [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d [ ] Flamer [ ] Whiner [] Most likely a Book Taught Loonie [ ] All of the above You are reading this because... [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod [ ] You have a Mother who posted on your behalf [] You failed to engage your brain before tapping the keyboard [ ] You hit the submit button when you should have flushed the toilet [] You should have used the Search Feature [ ] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls [ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread [ ] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread [ ] You resurrected a long dead, stupid thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu [] You posted a thread on Nunchaku [] You haven't read or taken notice of the stickies [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before [ ] All of the above In Punishment, You Must... [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters and wall hanging nunchuks [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week [ ] Stop going to Cub Scouts and start wearing long trousers [] Actually post something relevant [] Go to the gym and pump some iron you pussy [ ] Read the Damn FAQ [ ] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Stand in the corner and do kata till you die of boredom [ ] All of the above In Closing, I'd Like to Say... [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters [ ] Welcome to last week [] Press Alt and F4 [ ] Can I have your stuff? [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass. [ ] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig. [ ] All of the above Regards
Mate, you forgot the "UFC isn't proper fighting post" After a couple of bottles of wine it just didn't seem realistic at all Guilty as charged! You could also add....people who put this post in the weapons section A Yellowbelly me sen by birth mate!
Thought a forum was open to all, good bad and ugly. Not everyone's gonna (oops) going to be the brightest star in the firmament! Try giving mewbies a break, how will they learn otherwise. If your too busy to reply to a so called inappropriate thread then don't, likewise if you consider it beneath your dizzy heights.
I must state that I like the vs-threads, if one can focus on bringing style, form and tactics into it instead of standing in opposing corners shouting "We're better than you".
