The first martial art?

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by mewtwo55555, Jan 5, 2009.

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  1. Gripfighter

    Gripfighter Sub Seeker

    not sure if ........ joking ?
     
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    Gripfighter, Oct 14, 2012
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  2. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    Indeed. It most likely came about when Ugg realised he needed to develop some self protection skills after getting into a bar fight with his brother.....
     
    Dean Winchester, Oct 14, 2012
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  3. Mangosteen

    Mangosteen Hold strong not

    well my martial art isn't from Ugg but his brother Ogg who taught it to his son who also then learn't Ugg's style as well as Nugg's, Lugg's and Blarg's and it was then combined into the Ogga-Agga by Ogg's Son's Pupil - Hogo.

    So some of the school's of the OggaAgga are Oggan, some Uggan and others Nuggan, Luggan and Blargan.

    my current teacher is a Magakogo (transmitter of the art) in OggaAgga and reached five stone rank (caveman no count good).
    Mainly people think we LARP at being cavemen and we get criticised a lot and there's a lot of internal politics but we know it works for self defence because even though we don't spar or pressure test, we still have the deadlies because it worked for a line of cavemen!
     
    Mangosteen, Oct 14, 2012
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  4. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Doesn't matter. The Koreans taught them all.

    MItch
     
    Mitch, Oct 14, 2012
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  5. Sketco

    Sketco Banned Banned

    After they learned it from the Japanese of course. :D
     
    Sketco, Oct 14, 2012
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  6. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Ah, how woeful your history is. You need to talk to more Koreans :D

    MItch
     
    Mitch, Oct 14, 2012
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  7. Sketco

    Sketco Banned Banned

    Pfft pure ignorance. And the Koreans and the Japs learned everything from the Chinese anyway :D
     
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    Sketco, Oct 14, 2012
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  8. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Nope, all knowledge moved outwards from the noble Koreans, filling both China and Japan with echoes of their originators. Ask any Korean Master :D

    Mitch
     
    Mitch, Oct 14, 2012
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  9. Mangosteen

    Mangosteen Hold strong not

    hey guys!
    we all now it was the jews that taught indians that taught the chinese that taught the koreans that taught the japanese.

    it all started with Krav Maga
     
    Mangosteen, Oct 14, 2012
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  10. Mangosteen

    Mangosteen Hold strong not

    in the year 3012 BC
     
    Mangosteen, Oct 14, 2012
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  11. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Koreans taught the Jews. Says so in Korea. Probably. :D

    Mitch
     
    Mitch, Oct 14, 2012
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  12. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    Yes, this is true. I read it from Chuin himself, Master of Sinanju, a village in what is now North Korea. Sinanju is the sun-source of all martial arts. Fact.
     
    aikiMac, Oct 14, 2012
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  13. Koetsuji

    Koetsuji Valued Member

    Everyone didn't have swords, and I had said he didn't use it in the Goliath fight. There's a history channel episode dedicated to the bible that's where I got my information, before they dpturned to Adalia bipunctata.

    No I'm not a troll, I am allowed to be wrong without being a troll but I have yet to see proof that I am
     
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    Koetsuji, Oct 15, 2012
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  14. Koetsuji

    Koetsuji Valued Member

    Haha sounds right about the Kung fu but the Krav Maga entry seems to refer to when it became an official style. If I can ever find the link for the history channel episode I will gladly share it.

    Sorry for the mix up, when you get a bunch of Pete blatantly calling you a troll for no reason or proof to the contrary you tend to get a bit sensitive.

    Funny thing is I'm still right about Kung fu being older than pankration lol.
     
    Koetsuji, Oct 15, 2012
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  15. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    Perhaps if you toned down the attitude and listened to the people on MAP who have a vast amount of martial arts knowledge, you'd get a bit more respect round here?

    Also, please don't use masked profanity it is against the rules and can get you a short ban. Thank you for your co-operation with this. :)
     
    Frodocious, Oct 15, 2012
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  16. Koetsuji

    Koetsuji Valued Member

    .....I meant people lol, stupid typos happening a lot tonight. I started off with respect thn everyone called me a troll with no reason.
     
    Koetsuji, Oct 15, 2012
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  17. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    They called you a troll because you posted opinions that are - to be kind - ridiculous
     
    Hannibal, Oct 15, 2012
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  18. Mangosteen

    Mangosteen Hold strong not

    Check the links I posted of why krav isn't biblical.
     
    Mangosteen, Oct 15, 2012
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  19. Koetsuji

    Koetsuji Valued Member

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=HvSjiq1pLVY

    Not opinions

    And I done conceded to the facts about Kung fu not being as old as I misremembered. Still older than pankration and I believe someone else on here mentioned 5000 year old Egyptian boxing.....I wonder who the Jews were enslaved bylaw them years ago before wandering the dessert
     
    Koetsuji, Oct 15, 2012
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  20. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Let me get this straight - Krav is said BY ITS ACTUAL FOUNDERS to be from the 20th century and you maintain you are correct?

    explain the cogency behind that argument
     
    Hannibal, Oct 15, 2012
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