There I was on my way to work. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind... wasn't even on the horizon... I was in a great mood... and then... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" ...and that's when the fight started.
:jawdrop::jawdrop::evil: That's Funny!! Speaking of dwarfs, I once saw that "Tattoo" guy from fantasy island. I was in a donut shop and the guy behind the counter was helping him. The guy behind the counter asked him "ok, Which one do you want?" Tattoo pointed to the top row and said "The Plain! The Plain!!"
