"The Bible condemns Gay sex, but you can still Anal!"

There's a website I came across, Sex in Christ dot com, and it turns out that Christians aren't as restricted as is usually thought. Although the usual rules apply against promiscuity, homosexuality and that the girl should be a virgin for marriage, apparently that allows still for a lot of options.

Oral sex is fine, but the girl must swallow! To spill the seed would be a sin.
Surprisingly, Anal Sex is encouraged as a way to have sex before marriage without breaking the hymen, so allows for fun while keeping the girl a 'virgin' for marriage. They also consider the possibility of a threesome.
The reason why I post here is to see if their theology passes the standards of the MAP Christian community. Are their arguments truly biblical or are they just trying to bend the rules to get their ends off?

 

I find this to be a shining example of why stopped caring about the Bible in the first place.

 

Yet another example of inconsistencies in the Bible. I bet the Christian crowd will be around here any minute though to explain how we're supposed to read the Bible.

 

"The Bible condemns Gay sex, but you can still Anal!"

Lol..... Great thread title....

 

lol... classic thread.
Cheap shot 101.

 

I was trying to stay objective then I saw this title, Fisting and God's Will. I'm hoping they tackle water sports next as I ****ed myself laughing after reading the aforementioned title.

I'm overwhelmed, there are just to many possible jokes here.

 

I'm pretty sure both anal and oral count as sodomy, which the Bible condemns as a sin. Also, having sex before or outside of marriage in any way would be a sin, along with if it was with somebody other than your spouse. I'll get some verses tomorrow, right now I'm on Benadryl and my brain's moving bout as fast as a turtle through molasses.

 

hmm... pretty sure that only anal counts as sodomy.

 

This has to be a joke made up by some guy whose Christian girlfriend isn't putting out!

 

I think any "unnatural" (define that) sexual acts are sodomy. The last woman to be tried for sodomy in the UK was accused of teh d0gsecks.

Edit: That site is hilarious! It's clearly a parody! I only got as far as "maidens bowing their heads to the ground" before I cracked up completely

 

Classic example of jolly silly Atheists ruining the reputation of decent honest open minded Atheists by making stuff up and talking Bull..

There is no way you can justify that argument using reference to either the bible or christian practices.

Fanatical Atheist extremeists are as bad as fanatical anyone else...

The world would be a better place without misguided overzealous fanatics of any kind...

Do not swear

 

Actually, the site covers this.
They say that it was the man on man and adultery that made the practices bad, not the practices themselves. They say that blaming the practices is a major misconceptions.

Looking forward to it!

 

I think I have been converted .... :Angel: :Angel: :Angel:


Smurf

 

MAN!! I wish they didn't block that site at work! I'm going to have to go check it out later on!

 

FYI for those who don't know, masturbation is greatly frowned upon traditionally. Priests-in-training (at least the Catholic ones) are trained to cease masturbating (as long as they are priests at least) along with exercising the tradition of celibacy.

 

<Exceeds the PG 13 rating for MAP>

 

Ok guys, I realize that sexual topics seem to bring out the akward 13 year old in everyone. However, please maintain some maturity- or at least make the effort.

 

You argue against yourself. From everything I've heard, having semen go anywhere but where it can create children is considered "spilling" it. It doesn't just mean "oops, it fell on the floor" or "I spit it into the toilet."

Good try though.

 

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