[Thailand] Nk's Random Thai Thread

This thread is to post all the random Thai phrases that I learn. Feel free to steal them and use them however you please.

Last few random thai phrases I learnt:

Pom rak kun mak khrap: I love you so much.
Pom kit teung kun mak khrap: I miss you so much.
Kun term tem pom khrap: You complete me.
Kun som boon pow: You make me fat.

More to follow im sure.

 

You make me fat???????

 

I didnt actually want to say that.

I was trying to say "You complete me". But I said it wrong.

 

You complete me?!

 

Aii, I still talk to a few girls there. They are teaching me how to say all sorts of "romantic" stuff .

 

lol.... you complete me....


















































































































BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nk has really gone over to the darkside.

 

LMAO!

Bro, I'm so far dark, I've had carnal knowledge with MYSELF!

 

Hey man

Just so long as she wasnt meaning "You make me pregnant" hahahahaha

 

hahahahaha

NK, do you usually go there to train or to learn courting customs of thai girls and ladyboys?

 

lol

 

What's thai for 'Knight errant is bigger than you, if you know what I mean'?

 

A healthy mix of both .

 

ROFL! HAHA

They are more like this...

 

Or to really pick up the girls, you need to learn the translation of the phrase "I am employed and I will take you to the big PX in the (fill in country here)."

 

That works on the Bar girls. If you want an "actual" thai girl, you need to be able to woo them .

 

Aaahhhhh. Well, in THAT case, be sure to bring a bank statement and a pay slip stub.

 

Please, pleeeeeeeese tell me 'shes' female!

 

Lol exactly what I was thinking. Can never be too sure with NK and his ladyboy fetish.

 

Nope, I'm afraid she is a famous ladyboy model. She is post op, so if she tricked you into taking her home, its not too bad . Hell, i'd probably go home with her regardless.