Test answers

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  1. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    This is old, and I apologize if it's been posted before, but it's funny:

    In any school district, one must give credit to the creative minds among us. These are reputed to be actual test answers from various schools in the {name withheld} area.

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: What is a planet?
    A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts: the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the Fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
    A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What is a seizure?
    A: A Roman emperor.

    Q: What is a terminal illness?
    A: When you are sick at the airport.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
     
  2. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    This is always worth a read. :D
     
  3. mhyst

    mhyst New Member

    rofl classic
     

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