Terrible Music Videos.

I have a guilty obsession that involves scouring youtube for hideously bad music videos that have had an inexplicable amount of work put into them.

So here is a thread where we can share our favorite music video train-wrecks.

To kick things off, welcome to the world of IceJJFish.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw[/ame]

 

Wow! I zipped through to get past the intro...and lasted 2 seconds!

Is it a joke?

 

I haven't seen the IceJJFish one yet, but I'm gonna just dump this here:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgcHv-HGCY"]"Mass Text" - Tay Allyn- Official Music Video - YouTube[/ame]

 

Ska/gospel/pop abomination

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8[/ame]

And the MUCH funnier version!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhWEYj2VSTc"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhWEYj2VSTc[/ame]


But few can match this.......

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE[/ame]

 

Someone should be punished for that first one. Not just for the video, but for recording the 'song' as well.

Yeesh. I'm off to see if I can get Aegis to amend MAP's TOS with a minimum taste level requirement!

 

Not bad Hannibal

I just found this, does this count?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY"]Why must I cry - YouTube[/ame]

 

This

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AC74goxWtQ"]Sheila - Singin' In The Rain ( Full ) - YouTube[/ame]

 

47 seconds of...yes. Just yes

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3AwiXFlRg"](Work safe version) Shut up woman, get on my horse - YouTube[/ame]

 

Ok, time to bring out the big guns.....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43bWpRgSdUA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43bWpRgSdUA[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw[/ame]

 

Actually you could pretty much fill this with Jan Terri videos!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIpQbKs5lMs"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIpQbKs5lMs[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoD9gVdeIS4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoD9gVdeIS4[/ame]

 

I actually feel bad about this one - RJD is quite simply THE GOAT singer and "Holy Diver" one of the best albums ever.

Sadly - or possibly "awesomely" - the limitations of technology and budget in the 80's meant the gap between his imagination and creative vision and what we actually get is huge!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU[/ame]

 

Holy Diver is one of my most hated rock songs!

Holy Diver???? Jump, Jump....Jump on the tiger??? What the dalek is that about?

Now I have an atrocious video to go with it.

Don't know how you can knock Thor though, he's ace

 

I will come over there and beat you like an Altmer that spilt my flaggon of mead!!!!!!!

 

Altmer? Flaggons of mead?

I've always been convinced that Dio's fans are the most nerdy of metal fans...thank you for proving my point!

 

A different kind of bad...but I'll leave you with Kate Bush for her terrible attempt at being arty.

(Hannibal will probly like this one 'cause she's dressed as Odin or something near the end!)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c"]Kate Bush - Babooshka[/ame]

 

If you needed that confirming you clearly haven't known me long enough!

 

Looks more like a Valkyrie to me.......but yes Hannibal likey that outfit!!!!

 

You are so wrong in the head....:cry:

 

I could SO plunder a village right now!!!!!

 

Not a rock video, but the outfits are awesome so I had to share!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9CrAsbJ2Q"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9CrAsbJ2Q[/ame]