In my plan for world domination I plan to steal all the cheesecake. That's right Frodocious. ALL the cheesecake. MUH HA HA!!! But in the meantime I will make as many people as flexible as possible. Quite what that has to do with cheesecake is anybody's guess. Maybe you can all join my army of superkickers and we can finally -- FINALLY! -- launch the crusade against punching. To that end I will be relaunching my super sexy stretchy blog this week. There will be much stretching. There will be much sexytimes. There will be much super-ness. Oh yes. There will. I've got a catalogue of articles I'll be steadily publishing over the coming weeks and months. But I want to include a "flexibility clinic" section where I answer your questions and problems. Like Dr. Phil. But without the doctorate. Or the killer moustache. Or the name Phil. Yeah... anyway. Reply to this post with your biggest dilemmas, questions, problems, trials, tribulations, heartaches and heartbreaks. I can't promise you a wife. Or a husband. Or both. But I can promise you cheesecake. Because I will have it ALL! When I get round to answering your questions I'll post the answers in this forum as well as my blog. Much love to my cru. Innit.