T-Shirts

Hello...
I'm designing some Tshirts for our Dojo at the moment and apart from the serious stuff, thought it might be cool to come up with a few funny ones based on in-dojo humour...

Any suggestions?

I had one: School logo on the front. And on the back: "If you can read this, my Uki fell off!"

Okay, it was funnier in my head!

 

How about your Dojo logo on the front, and then on the back "The Konigun do it better"

You need to include this picture on the back on one T-shirt at least :

 

lol ask a stupid question...

as for the Konigun line...please tell me you are joking???

Holy cow....I could just imagine what the others would do to me if I came to class with a sleeveless gi!

 

I thought you wanted a parody ? hahaaha how about this line " My mum can beat up Frank Dux".

I live downstairs from a Planet Hollywood restuart, and in a display case, they have an original CobraKai uniform I want it to bad !
I've offered my girlfriend and under aged girls to the owner in exchange for it countless times :cry:

 

"U R A11 LAM3, LAM3 SUXXORZ!!!!" adds instant class to whatever it is printed onto.

Actually, the best idea would be an illustrated instuction set for turning the t-shirt into a ninjer mask (it must include the word "suxxorz" though, that would make it doubly funny.

 

My favorite sayings to my Instructors are, Watch it or I will be forced to come over there and punch you in the fist with my face.
or, watch it mate I know Judo Karate Jujutsu & 3 other Japanese words.

 

You could have on the back:

"Ninja get in and out without being noticed"

Wont do much for your sex life though I'm afraid

 

"real men where black. all over."

 

ok Kukan one coming up:

"Do my balls look big in this"

 

Ninja do it all night long! do it in the dark, you can't hear us comming, Ninja can't be seen but you will feel us. etc

 

"Ninja do it with their Tabi on"

 

I like it I like it...keep em coming!

A friend suggested "We're the ones your Sensei warned you about!"

 

How about:

"Understand?, Good me neither"

 

put nothing why advertise what you know ?

just a thought .

 

I just LOVE this one, hehe

How about a teeshirt with an arrow and "I'm with Uke!" or "The Real Men in Black!" or "Will you be my Uke?"

 

And on the back you could have:

"Want to see my flashy thing"

 

Now, that's I shirt I'd buy. I can totally relate to that!

 

Your Uki fell off.

would that be
UKI - 鰾 - fish bladder
UKI - 蘋 - duck weed

 

he he he
sorry, me and my bad spelling (well in japanese anyway!)

maybe this uki (mispell intentional!)

 

Think I might copywrite that