Stupid things you've said...

Lol V!

Makes me feel very intelligent . :love:

 

Indeed Su. Geopgraphy in that sense is far from my strongest point

Another cracker a couple of years ago was:

Me - "Is Canada in the EU then?"
Housemate - "....you ARE kidding, right? "

Same housemate actually. Don't you feel sorry for him having to put up with me

 

Lol!

I know what you mean about geography though,certainly not my strongest subject either!

 

Victoria,

I'd like to ask you a question, and I'd appreciate an honest answer:

Is your real name Jade Goody?

 

Lolol!

You know,as soon as I read it I thought of good old Jade.

Sorry V!

 

My girlfriend used to work in a shoe shop and had a couple of good 'uns.

To a person in a wheelchair: "Take a seat I wont be long"

To a really really fat person: "Sorry about the wait" :bang:

 

"I do"

 

Dumbest thing I every said was when at about 16 I called my Dad an A$$Hole while he was standing beside me. I promptly landed 4 or 5 feet away after crashing into a tree. He was a very stout man and I only weighed about 95lbs so that right he shot out really sent me. Never repeated that mistake, always waited till he was out of earshot after that.

 

Brilliant!

 

not me, someone else

a few weeks ago, I had a slight rash from a scarf, and a girl in school,

asks: "alright matt? how'd you do that on your neck????"

I replied: "I got strangled by a giant cat!"

"Really???? what type of cat????????"

lol!

 

Ok,so after this I may never be able to show my face on map again.

On the film The Last King of Scotland : "But,Idi Amin was never King of Scotland.Was he? "

 

LMAO

 

You've very brave for admitting that.

Incredibly stupid - but very brave.

 

I was a bit confused at the time. Must have been after training or something!

 

Classic

 

Just the other week - in reference to a hat that my Bard had in the video game Never Winter Nights 2

"I want a hat. I want a big a$$ hat"

Not .5 seconds after I said it I realized what I had actually said. Might not be the dumbest but definately funny.

Oh I just remembered, I would have to say, with little question one of my dumbest comments where..

Arguing that to make a donkey it requires a cow and horse to mate. No idea what was wrong with me that day, for one reason or another I was 100% positative it was true and spent the better part of an hour trying to convice my friends. This also earned me a shirt for the following xmas reads cow + horse = donkey on the front. I still wear it with pride

 

I suprised myself with this one...

I got on the bus....

"Return ticket to Salisbury please"
"£5.90 .... Oh. You could just get a dayrider ticket. That's only £5.00"
"Yeah but, I'm only going to Salisbury and back. It's okay."
"Erm... It's cheaper to get a dayrider ticket?"


So then I stood there blankly staring for about 20 seconds.

"Yeah. You're right it is. Dayrider ticket please."

-

That officially makes me retarded.

 

Oh dear Rags.

 

Recently one driver tried to sell me a day ticket so I could get back home. Shame I was only going one way and he lost out on some fare.