Stupid things you've said...

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  1. Kris x

    Kris x :-p

    From The Word Game 2.....

    :bang: :eek: :D
     
  2. TheMadhoose

    TheMadhoose Carpe Jugulum

    I thought ya were jesting about coming here
     
  3. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    another girl's name...
     
  4. Kris x

    Kris x :-p


    lol.
    It will be seen anyway.....:eek:
     
  5. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    I never said anything stupid!! :love:
     
  6. Kris x

    Kris x :-p

    Doesn't that qualify as suicidle???
     
  7. I don't have any. Any.

    But I know a girl who is so amazingly stupid. Here's some of her best.

    Boy: You can't buy a Yorkie. It says. "It's not for girls."
    Girl: Oh.... Will you buy it for me and give it to me outside?

    -

    Girl:Chris dropped his phone. I'll call him and tell him.
    *rings Chris' phone which is in her other hand*
    Girl: Hey, somebody else is calling him too!

    -

    I can't even begin to imagine the thought process behind the second one.

    -

    I did say today "What are those things called?" to some friends.
    I'm not sure what answer I was expecting except for "Shut up. Idiot."
     
  8. SickDevildog

    SickDevildog Lost In The Sauce

    When I was in jail my cellmate about told me the crocodile hunter getting killed by a Stingray:

    Him: "Crocodile Hunter got killed by a Stingray"
    Me: "What, did he sting him or something?"

    :rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2007
  9. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    not when you manage to construct a sentence using the name..luckly enough the ex's name was Nat which sounds like 'that'


    as for 'a net' well thats another story as i was fast asleep and dreaming and called her name repeatingly..thats was a difficult one.
     
  10. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    Having a dream about fishing eh? ;)
     
  11. tolchocker

    tolchocker Skittles!


    i do that every time, im not even trying to be funny when i do so, me no speaky so good :cry:
     
  12. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    funny enough 'i was caught in 'a net' whilst the boat was sinking...:D

    prob did not explain the moaning though..:D
     
  13. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    I talk in my sleep and say stupid things. The other night I was telling my friend to get his ass down off the bar and stop selling raffle tickets.

    I do very dopey things as well, I'll post some when I remember :D

    A now ex-aquantence of mine said something very stupid. We went to book a birthday party in a working mens club.

    The woman behind the bar said "I'll put you down for the 1st of June, but that'll be provisional, OK?"

    My friend said "But we're both over 18?"

    I had to leave I was laughing so hard.
     
  14. kmguy8

    kmguy8 Not Sin Binned

    when i was a boy my mother used to tell us (very un-pc) that we were wild like a pack of indians......... (american ones) the conotation being we had no sense of manners as how we were to behave socially....

    well, she called us her little indians (and I am part indian - menomonee) and once we wre in our lake home on the reservation.... now mind you we are suburban, look german and she yells out to get our attention in a crowded indian groccery, "indians, oh indinans" in an attempt to round us up.....

    the check out lady looked at her and the people in th eaisles all turned....
    we were lucky to leave without incident
     
  15. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    heh heh

    Nice to see ya Km..hows life..?

    me..i'm RIP no.22

    :)
     
  16. wrydolphin

    wrydolphin Pirates... yaarrrr Supporter

    Well, one time I said.... no, no that won't work. But there was this other time... wait, no that was my friend. Orrrr how about the time I..... wait, no, that wasn't me either.

    Nope, never said anything stupid in my life! But if it makes you feel better, I can't spell. ;) :D
     
  17. tom pain

    tom pain I want Chewbacc for good

    I don't really say stupid things as I tend to think before saying, but a girl in my high-school came out with 2 belters:

    "Do trains have wheels?"
    "Is Lady MacBeth a woman?"

    :D
     
  18. Chimpcheng

    Chimpcheng Yup... Giant cow head... Supporter

    FHM do a little piece called "From the Mouth of Babes" (I think) it's basically a women say the stupidest things column.

    Anyway, one story stuck with me, some guy wrote in and said he was watching BBC's "Walking with Dinosaurs" where there was a scene where a baby dinosaur was injured and crying in pain. Apparently his girlfriend said to him "Is there nothing the cameramen can do?"
     
  19. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    Many years ago, someone was making drinks for a whole crowd of us, and I asked for tea. When my drink arrived, I took a sip and announced, with great surprise: "This tea tastes like coffee!"

    :eek:
     
  20. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    :D
     

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