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  1. Incredible Bulk

    Incredible Bulk Eat-Lift-Eat-Sleep-Grow

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes
     
  2. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like
     
  3. |MT|omar

    |MT|omar Thai Boxer

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegitables
     
  4. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked
     
  5. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive
     
  6. Waldo_Pepper

    Waldo_Pepper Aikidokey

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst
     
  7. curious

    curious Valued Member

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies
     
  8. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling
     
  9. Incredible Bulk

    Incredible Bulk Eat-Lift-Eat-Sleep-Grow

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly.
     
  10. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potatoe salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by boncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The
     
  11. Waldo_Pepper

    Waldo_Pepper Aikidokey

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite
     
  12. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable
     
  13. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta
     
  14. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was
     
  15. curious

    curious Valued Member

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled
     
  16. Carlos Ramos

    Carlos Ramos New Member

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled after
     
  17. Incredible Bulk

    Incredible Bulk Eat-Lift-Eat-Sleep-Grow

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled after flatulence
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  18. curious

    curious Valued Member

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled after
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    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled after flatulence annialated
     
  19. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled after flatulence annialated Homer J
     
  20. Incredible Bulk

    Incredible Bulk Eat-Lift-Eat-Sleep-Grow

    One moment in my dog's life there was a female pig, which couldn't resist or understand the Egyptian cat wrestling penguin called pingu. Suddenly, The Bruce Leroy charged towards angry wolves armed with giant hamsters. These Argentinian hamsters sprayed creamy yoghurt into every hole in my string bikini, forcing me to strangle with severe psychotic chimpanzees.

    Pingu laughed, hyperventilated, soiled his antique wardrobe longjohns and spat fleas into fish tacos. While, elsewhere, naked orthodox crabs pinched Pingu's sandwiches. Suprisingly, he was flying low so he pulled his tallywhacker violently upwards ripping the skin off his . Howling with Bob Dole's vampire cat blood leaking from his left buttcheek violently.

    "NO!"

    Stroking his fingernail erotically whilst bleeding angry because theoretically superman gorged greedily on kebabs, which leaked grease, monkeys greasily greased by greasing their hair with Cheese flavoured grease.

    "YUMMY" said the naked badger who licked his glutes regularly with butter flavored spanners. These glutes were suprisingly flavoursome!
    After, superman fondled pingu intimately with his huge scarecrow. Pingu bent over, coughed up some rabbits droppings and ate them. Then Jackie Chan vomited green hornets, which taste pretty like red roses. Why levitate whilst erect?

    It was snowing in Ecuador because Hell excretes fluffy balls of rice on chicken's elbows. Except no MAP lover wrote anything useful, however intelligence was somewhat low.

    How was your roundhouse-kick fireball? It killed Jackie Chan's Mother's vibrating on thirty-one dingos that smelled suspiciously of elephants. The wife spanked her until she shuddered and melted thrice fold paper due to flaming sausages falling below.

    "HEY!!!!" shouted chuck norris, "What the fudge has pingu and badger disemboweled?"

    "Democracy requires cunning, punning, running, and gunning!" replied Pingu and Schwarzenegger, simultaneously. Pornography a.k.a "Dance" requires cameras to zuffle. Thirdly, poptarts can exponentially combust, thus facilitating decremental poptartation leading to invalid poptastic procrastination.

    "What's more flatulent than beans?", asked silly Schwarzenegger. Mushrooms coated in brine shrimp, knitting opulent patterns whilst sporadically zuffling pillows.

    "AVAST!"

    "Landlubbers are scurvy, manky waffles licking pussycats upon razor rocks embedded inside rubber underwear, handcuffed naked and lonely."

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is ultimately bull dog's lunch, served au-gratin with fluffy lava-lamps and zesty fresh tripe, succulently seasoned. "Smell t'glove partner!" cried Pingu, teasingly. *BANG*
    Noddy was dancing happiily around Pingu, shooting his spudgun up at bumblebees rampantly erecting tents around puddles.

    "LOOK", screamed Pob, "Martians!" Pingu hugged Pob because outrageously huge breasts smothered in lobsters creamy potato salad with oranges liquidised in tiny sacks of spider eggs.

    Homer J sang naked! Bongos resounded loudly by bouncing off bouncy castles and massive carrots. Suddenly Seymour realised that tableclothes were burning cats alive!

    Somnambulism leads soporifically to boredom and constipation. Diarrhoea tastes like vegetables cooked alive amongst babies boiling sweetly. The favourite vegetable operetta was cancelled after flatulence annialated Homer J Simpson
     

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