Squats and deadlifts are now obsolete!

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Prophet, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. Prophet

    Prophet ♥ H&F ♥

    I dont know about you guys, but after seeing this I am convinced this is all I need for martial arts training.

    awesome exersise

    Why would anyone ever buy a barbell set when they could have this?! :bang:




    :D :D
     
  2. Ad McG

    Ad McG Troll-killer Supporter

    TONE THOSE BUNS!

    What I can't believe even more is that someone would pay 20 dollars for something that is essentially a piece of material you can slide around a slippy floor on.
     
  3. BoxBabaX

    BoxBabaX H+F Baba ^^

    damn! and i thought that it was proof that bicep curls are a compound exercise :cry: o well, better luck next time! :D :D
     
  4. pgm316

    pgm316 lifting metal

    Thats useless!

    You also need the matching slippy hand set to work the upper body!

    :D
     
  5. inthespirit

    inthespirit ignant

    Ha ha... I need to get those guys around my place, the floor could use a polish..

    No, but seriously, you guys are so cynical, I have been doing these exercises for three months and my ..... my ....ah.....floors have never been cleaner?
     
  6. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    reminds me of Wing Chun vid clips. :eek:
    LOL!
     
  7. ED-209

    ED-209 Valued Member

    Ha Ha Fantastic! :D
    Anyone need any help getting their hips into punches?
    $18.95 and you'll be slugging like tyson
     
  8. Prophet

    Prophet ♥ H&F ♥

    HAHAHAHa nice :woo:

    :D
     
  9. laoch

    laoch New Member

    assuming anyone really did want to do this exercise (competative hula hoopers perhaps?), couldn't you get the same effect by standing on, say, a dish rag, tee shirt, piece of newspaper, pelt, or damn near just about anything fabric like. Someone really ought to report products like this to the better business bureau, claiming that's a whole body workout should be considered a breach of ethical business practices (or false advertising at least).
    Cheers,
    Jay
    (where's the hula hooping smiley when you need it, I know I've seen one before)
     
  10. RRForeverZ

    RRForeverZ Valued Member

    :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
    i just lost 4.75lbs of leg muscle watchin that
     
  11. Ad McG

    Ad McG Troll-killer Supporter

    Isn't that pretty much what I said? :D
     
  12. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    uhm. err. what the hell was that?!?
     
  13. Prophet

    Prophet ♥ H&F ♥

    I wish there was sound :(

    I can imagine what they would say.

    "Totally revolutionary, innovative and amazing new product can be yours for only 20 bucks. This product is not sold in stores, and I only up for a limited time! Get yours now before they're all gone. We gaurentee youll have firm toned buns and thighs in just minutes a day 1 day a week!" :cry:
     
  14. fixationdarknes

    fixationdarknes Valued Member

    People are stupid.
     
  15. scorpiousmac

    scorpiousmac Valued Member

    Damn straight!Put me down for ten...Doh!!!
     
  16. jroe52

    jroe52 Valued Member

    if i came home and my girl was doing that i'd say

    "*demeaning word*, why are you doing that? couldn't you be vaccuming this hole up and have the same effect?"
     
  17. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    Dude, from the way you post, I suspect she'd fall down laughing... that is NOT you... :)
     
  18. Svarog

    Svarog New Member

    NO!!!! This exclusive training equipment was specially desingned after numerous studies and it is proven that this kind of movement cannot be achieved using any other exercise device.
     
  19. acarpe

    acarpe Valued Ember

    wing chun videos..?
     
  20. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    That's the best Ab workout I've had in some time. I belly-laughed so hard I I lost my ability to breath!
     

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