Short and to the point jokes!!!

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  1. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    Three men walk in to a bar. The barman turns round and says 'what's this? Some kind of joke?'
     
  2. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    From post-Marxist theory to that!

    My son asked me what a transexual was.

    I said "ask your mum, he'll know".
     
  3. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    I'm a man of many talents!

    Two fish in a tank: One turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
     
  4. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    1. Denial
    2. Anger
    3. Bargaining
    4. Depression
    5. Acceptance.........

    The 5 stages of buying Petrol.
     
  5. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a pub. It was then I realised my life was a big joke.
     
  6. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I work in Blockbuster.
    A man came in and said "have you got Thor?"
    I said "it's only just come out at the cinema".
    He said "no, I'm talking about the one where the man chopth hith leg oth"
     
  7. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    *pulls down pants* *leaves crying*
     
  8. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.
     
  9. seiken steve

    seiken steve golden member

    My neighbours, the two 25 year old blonde lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a new Rolex.

    It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch
     
  10. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    GROAN.


    But funny.
     
  11. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Slept with a sarcastic girl the other night.

    She loved it.
     
  12. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    What do a church service in Helsinki and Mortal Kombat have in common?

    Finnish Hymn!
     
  13. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Two nuns in a bath and one says "where's the soap?"
    "yes it does" says the other
     
  14. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    You still get people that just stare at you blankly with that one. one of my all time favourite jokes
     
  15. seiken steve

    seiken steve golden member

    Had to read it out loud.

    Nearly wee'd laughing!
     
  16. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Candles out sisters!:cool:
     
  17. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Love it when you can just laugh from the punchline because you remember the feed!
     
  18. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Haha, I knew you would know it. :cool:
     
  19. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    All showing our age :)
     
  20. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Mental Note: Actual notes work better.
     

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