From post-Marxist theory to that! My son asked me what a transexual was. I said "ask your mum, he'll know".
I'm a man of many talents! Two fish in a tank: One turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a pub. It was then I realised my life was a big joke.
I work in Blockbuster. A man came in and said "have you got Thor?" I said "it's only just come out at the cinema". He said "no, I'm talking about the one where the man chopth hith leg oth"
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.
My neighbours, the two 25 year old blonde lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a new Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch
You still get people that just stare at you blankly with that one. one of my all time favourite jokes