Hey, guys. Here's a 'scatologized' rendition of the Evanescence song 'Bring Me To Life'. I'm not sure if Exlax is still used, the last time I heard of it was in a book of 'The Young Ones' made about 20 years ago that belonged to my dad, but sod it. Bad choice of words, but here goes: Bring Me To (The) Lav How can you see into my eyes like open doors Leading you down into my core Where I'm backed up without a toilet bowl For fear of farting I stand alone Until you find the pharmacy door and throw it open Wake me up inside Wake me up inside Feed me Exlax and save me from the Fart Bid my bowel to run Before I come undone Save me from the wind-bag I've become Now that I know why I fart You can't just leave me Get me some laxative before I blow up Bring me to (the) lav Wake me up inside Wake me up inside Feed me Exlax and save me from the Fart Bid my bowel to run Before I come undone Save me from the wind-bag I've become Frozen inside without Exlax, without Cintara, darling Only you are the sh*te among the dead All of this time I can't believe I couldn't see The medicine cabinet was lying there in front of me I've been seizing a thousand years it seems Got to open my bowels to everything Without a fart without a smell without a soul Don't let me fart here there must be something more Bring me to (the) lav Wake me up inside Wake me up inside Feed me Exlax and save me from the Fart Bid my bowel to run Before I come undone Save me from the wind-bag I've become Bring me to (the) lav Bring me to (the) lav
