All right someone has to say it: Wow! This is the sh***iest thread on the board. I mean it's really stinkin up the place. I never really gave a lot of thought to the matter but with all the movement in the qua and the massaging of internal organs through the movements it does create some potential hazards. I think I'll stick to external forms during public demonstrations
hey people, maybe that's why 'internal' martial arts are so called - you use your bowel! Maybe 'Loose Waist' was actually meant to be 'Loose Waste'!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps there was a translation problem from the old chinese. It is meant to be Supreme Ultimate Fart
I'm telling ya, after the Stork Spreads it's Wings I've seen more than my fair share of Repulsive Monkeys!
ROFLMAO!!!! Man the jokes just keep coming on this thread. So the outstreched hand is meant to warn people (stop! don't come any closer, I just let one rip). I have a whole new perspective. Repulsive monkey! Loose waste! BWHAHAHAHAHA! It keeps getting better.
Hey! Maybe that's what all the high kicks are about! You're supposed to fart when you do them! You know in Japanese martial arts you scream or 'kiai' when you kick or punch? I wonder if it would help to fart? Also the technique of focus or 'kime' where you harden the muscles of your entire body - would farting help that?- would farting help that? Jesus this is a great thread. David, you should get a Nobel Prize!
Hey! Maybe that's what all the high kicks are about! You're supposed to fart when you do them! You know in Japanese martial arts you scream or 'kiai' when you kick or punch? Would it help to fart? Also the technique of focus or 'kime' where you harden the muscles of your entire body - would farting help that? Jesus this is a great thread. David, you should get a Nobel Prize!
I've just decided there are now 9 bagua palms. I've developed a new one in honour of this thread... the "Pull my finger" palm
Creating new styles anyone? I think I'm pretty deadly after a few cans of HEINZ. I'm gonna call mine BLAZING SADDLES DO. It's gonna be hard getting anyone near the DO-JO-THO. I don't think the insurance will cover sinus damage! However, I've got a new crutchless GI design with a rear open flap for extra ventilation and I'm thinking of making the club logo a red kidney bean with a couple of black circular arrows indicating wind speed against yellow background. The first move of our system is a flying side leap with rear flap extended into the OPEN position. These are part of a group of moves we term FARTER sometimes known by others as KATA. YES!
Pull my finger lol We have a guy in our class who trains next to the open window to save our nostrils. The joke's on the rest if us because he's damn good at the art. Rgds, David
Wake me up inside, Wake me up inside, Call my name and save me from the Fart This thread has been dead for ages, so I thought I'd resurrect it with my own version of some style names: Poo Jitsu (Ju Jitsu) Poo Do (Judo) Mei-phwoarr-zhuang (Mei hua zhuang) Crapkido (Hapkido) Kyoku - stink -ai (Kyokushinkai) Crapoeira (Capoeira obviously) S***okan (Shotokan) Kung Poo (Kung Fu) Any more, guys? I'm sure I missed some.
Hey just thought of something else... ya knowwhen Keanu Reeves raises his hand to stop the Sentinels in The Matrix 2? Maybe really he had just farted.....
