I couldn't believe this when I stumbled across an equally incredulous post on another message board that referred folk to the original page. If you don't believe me,... see: http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/funtime.htm
*cues up some Ludacris* Ahem.. Hooooooooo Youza Hoooooo Youza Hoooooo I said that youza hooooo You doin ho activities With ho tendencies Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies With ho energy to do whacha do Blew whacha blew Screw whacha screw Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel? Hotel everybody, even the mayor Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya Come on playa once a ho always And hos never close they open like hallways An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too Cant turn a ho into a housewife Hos dont act right Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been? Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again Its a ho wide world, that we livin in feline, feminine, fantastical, women Not all, just some You ho who you are Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar And lets not forget the best line of that song.. You hos are horrible, horrendous On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents