Meet John Safran. He's an atheist in his own personal beliefs but very liberal when it comes to what other people believe. It's your choice. If you choose to believe in God, Muhummad, Karma, little green men, that's cool - so long as you're not stepping on his toes. He has a special message for Mormons too. Some people will call you guys a weird cult - not him. They say it's a perversion of real Christianity - John sees no problem with it. It's as good as guess as any other worldview/faith. What does John have a problem with? Having his door regularly knocked on in the early hours of his Saturday morning by someone who isn't happy with what he believes. So he decides to educate them and show them how bloody annoying it is! Enjoy!
Ummm Strafio, is everything okay or is your spam effort due to the server problems? John Safran is a tool. He's been around for ages, he was on some reality show here in Australia and he thought that made him a celebrity.
I think I had some connection problems so there might've been some repeated posts. There's just no way of knowing if something's been posted when it gets like this. (probably due to the server problem) Anyway, I'm on a quick hunt for my double post. I'll have cleaned up in no time! Edit: Yikes! See what you mean! Lol! I'm cleaning it all up, I promise! :Angel:
"This is inappropriate take us off your list". Love the irony! Personally, I don't have a problem with my local door-to-door evangelists. The ones round my area never come before about 11:00, they're polite and friendly, and they listen to my points rather than shouting over the top when I'm speaking. Consequently, I'm polite and civil back to them, I take their points seriously, and I don't slam doors in their face. They've figured out that by not ****ing off their target audience, they stand a greater chance of being taken seriously. Now, if only the local door-to-door salesmen would learn the same lesson. :woo:
I dont get any door-to-door sales or church people ..... yes, its perfectly ok to be insanely jealous of me
You'd be jealous of me if I could ever figure out a way to ensure they arrived at exactly the same time.
I never got them when i lived on base fortunately, the check points are heavily guarded by 15 men with pistols and a hummer mounted 50 cal
yep, i always could depend on the heavily armed men at the gate to keep me safe from fundys and terrorists!
Yes women are the most cunning enemy any man will ever face Most men have no chance againsts them what so ever
I've had door to door evangelists a few times in Belfast and London which has always suprised me. In North London I had a middle aged woman show me a drawing of a tiger lying with a man and ask me if I would like it to happen. When I asked her to clarify she explained that when God's kingdom is established on earth tigers wont need to eat people anymore so we'll all hang out together peacefully. I agreed that I would like to hang out with tigers who wouldnt eat me and after a few more insanities she gave me a leaflet for her church and popped off. I found the experience surreal.
Yeah probably just a couple of teenage tigers trying to lure some unsuspecting London folk down for a quick meal... "Yeah, yeah don't worry in God's kingdom we don't need to eat meat anymore. Now you just pop down here beside me and have a rest..."
