Redneck Jedis

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by BlackRaven, Mar 16, 2004.

  1. BlackRaven

    BlackRaven Oldbie

    You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer coloured.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defence electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.

    You ever fantasised about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle"
  2. stratiotes

    stratiotes Valued Member

    I think there are a few redneck jedi's here in Arkansas...
  3. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Thats funny, lol
  4. Shortfuse

    Shortfuse King of Hearts

    your father and your uncle? there ae laws against that now
  5. BlackRaven

    BlackRaven Oldbie

    It is when you carry on fancying Leia after knowing she is your sister that you are a true redneck.
  6. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    Even Alabama?
  7. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Does this include the 'rover 820' version? How about the 'Triumph spitfire', 'dolomite' or 'mini van'?

    Now I know they do this on stock X-wings. Why?
  8. semphoon

    semphoon walk idiot, walk.

    Brilliant :D

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