Poor man's alternative...

Discussion in 'Weapons' started by Ghost Frog, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    Have I mentioned my fondness for pliers?:D
     
  2. totality

    totality New Member

    i don't actually train with weapons...damn!

    does this count?
    occasionally i'll ask someone if they're attacking me, and then defend myself with leg kicks. :D
     
  3. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    I....guess that kinda counts ;)


    I use them big pieces :D
     
  4. totality

    totality New Member

    no, don'tcha get it!? improvised heavy bag!
     
  5. Silent_Rage

    Silent_Rage New Member

    I grew up using sticks from trees in my yards as swords, knives, staves, etc.. that is where I got the most useful practice in my life. My neighbor and I would fight for hours with them.. now I can pick up practically anything and fight with it...Not quite like Jackie Cahn (such as the ladder from first strike Police Story 3) but well enough to defend myself./
     
  6. Syd

    Syd 1/2 Dan in Origami

    I actually like doing my broadsword forms without the broadsword but with the intention that it is in my hands. Because my art is internal you can get in touch with the movements on an internal level and then do the forms *with* the broadsword and get deeper levels with the weapon in hand... it's a nice training activity.
     
  7. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    We've been through the "everything is a weapon" discussion before, but you have to admit, practicing bo kata with a pencil is funny. Yes, I've done that -- because either a bo or a hanbo, in my hands, will wreak havoc in my house!
     
  8. Sub zero

    Sub zero Valued Member

    At a lau gar club i use to visit they never used proper staffs. Just bits of wood they cut themsleves (hard to use but good fro training).
     
  9. Reiki

    Reiki Ki is everything!

    as practice bo in the dojo for the ppl who havent got their own bo we have bits of wood and lengths of hard plastic pipe...

    works well

    did I mention yard broom bo and whip bo?? :D
     
  10. #1 Stutta

    #1 Stutta The New Boot

    I've picked up markers, pencils, pens, scissors, and other stuff and used them as knives. I don't use a broom, but I use my metal rake as a bo. Got some nasty scratches from that. :(

    I've picked up my dog's leash and tried to use it as nunchucks. Used a blade of grass as a knife once when I was bored. People stared at me.

    I hate that. When people stare at me. It just ****es the hell outta me. Unless it's a hot chick. I like that. She stares at me and then I go to her.....

    Oops....Went on rambling again.
     
  11. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    *stares at stutta*
     
  12. Stolenbjorn

    Stolenbjorn Valued Member

    Re: Re: Poor man's alternative...

    A while ago we used wooden spoons (the big ones) for our knifesparring, as they are so broad in the end that if you by accident hit the opponent's eye, it wouldn't impact on the eyeball. We still joke about us as "The spoonfighters!"
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2003
  13. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    one word comes to mind- SPOOOOOOOOOOONGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRRD!! :D
     
  14. ns_oni

    ns_oni Valued Member

    i cut apart a $4 bamboo light for a staff
     
  15. Cudgel

    Cudgel The name says it all

    Hey the spoon is an awesome type thingy
    I mean the Tick uses it as his battle cry.
     
  16. Reiki

    Reiki Ki is everything!

    I tried cat bo in the weekend, but the cat didnt like it much....

    and I got some nasty scratches!
    :D
     
  17. Shaolin Dragon

    Shaolin Dragon Born again martial artist

    Your supposed to hold the sharp end towards your opponent...
     
  18. khafra

    khafra New Member

    I forgot the greatest improvised self-defense tool story ever, from Pen and Teller's book How to Play With Your Food. Pen Jillette was accosted by an angry trucker he'd inadvertantly offended, late at night, at a truck stop. Thinking quickly, he grabbed his chocolate milkshake, stood up, flashed the peace sign, and poured it over his own head.
    The bemused and rather frightened trucker left hastily, and our comedic magician was left sticky, but having peacefully resolved an imminent conflict without a bit of physical conflict.





    I think I've told that story before, here, but it's just so good!
     
  19. Reiki

    Reiki Ki is everything!

    I was practising my kata and the cat didnt like the bit where I spun it in one hand over my head, passed it behing my back and then grabbed it in the middle and did a couple of downward strikes... :D

    it also objected strongly to being held by the tail while I swung it around my head very fast....

    :D

    IMHO cats are not suitable for bo practice!
     
  20. Cudgel

    Cudgel The name says it all

    "do you know who to use that?"
    "Ofcourse. Pointy end goes into other man"
    "This is going to take a lot of work"

    :D
     

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