Poll: How Do Ya'll Like This Joke?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by #1 Stutta, Dec 6, 2003.


How Do Ya'll Like It

  1. Funnier than the photo gallery

    7 vote(s)
  2. Still thinking about it

    1 vote(s)
  3. Funniest thing I've ever read

    0 vote(s)
  4. Ugh....It sucked

    1 vote(s)
  5. Heard Better

    6 vote(s)
  6. Didn't get it

    0 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. #1 Stutta

    #1 Stutta The New Boot

    A millionaire Martial Arts master had a party every year for his new Black Belts. Each year he would gather the new Black Belts around his huge swimming pool and issue a challenge to them:

    "This pool is filled with man-eating sharks. Anyone brave enough to jump in and swim all the way across can have one of three things: My lovely daughter in marrage, half of my liquid cash or all of my oil wells."

    Just then he heard a loud splash and turned to see a young Black Belt swimming frantically across the pool, climbing out the other side with his clothing in shreds.

    Amazing," the master exclaimed, "You're the first one to ever try it. Do you want my daughter's hand in marriage?"

    "NO" replied the student

    "Half of my liquid cash?"

    "NO" he replied.

    "Ahh, then all my oil wells."

    "NO" replied the student.

    "Then what DO you want?" the master asked.

    The young Black Belt replied "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"
  2. Dark Blade

    Dark Blade It Roundhouse time

    It's not bad, but I've heard better.
  3. #1 Stutta

    #1 Stutta The New Boot

    Yeah, I found a couple others that were better. But, I'll post them later.
  4. Cain

    Cain New Member

    Hehe, knew that before except it was'nt about an MAist, still put a smile on my face :D

  5. zun

    zun New Member

    That made me laugh :) Still smiling.
  6. xubis

    xubis New Member

    I know a much ruder version of that joke ;)
  7. Jim

    Jim New Member

    Had me snickering...
  8. #1 Stutta

    #1 Stutta The New Boot


    Shhhh.....don't tell.....:D

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