Penetrating Vessel

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Matias, Feb 26, 2010.

  1. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    Some people's vessels penetrate more than other people's vessels. I feel sorry for the shallow penetrating vessels.
     
  2. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    It all depends on the angle you come in. In fact, there are techinques that help you penetrate more deeply. This of course is a well-kept secret since it is considered bad form to let your secret pentrating vessal techinques known. People might think you penetration isn't satisfatory.
     
  3. SpikeD

    SpikeD At the Frankenstein Place

    I reckon there is a good thirty more pages to come yet. We have enough material and training to keep our penetrating vessels up for weeks. And no pills required.
     
  4. Matias

    Matias Smoky Fist

  5. Simon

    Simon Back once again Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I remember back when I first managed to do the spilts. My Instructor at the time told me 'no matter where it is, you will always get your penetrating vessel in'!
     
  6. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    Isn't there certain exercises you can do to strengthen your penetrating vessel?
     
  7. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    My penetrating vessal is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
     
  8. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    Yes the PC Flex, Jelqing, and Length Extender.
     
  9. SpikeD

    SpikeD At the Frankenstein Place

    Woah, that was emphatic, just glad you didn't provide step by step photos. :evil:
     
  10. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    I do penetrating vessel push-ups.
     
  11. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    My penetrating vessel isn't what it was in my younger days.
    My wife doesn't complain though. Although generally she prefers a nice cup of chi.
     
  12. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    How many can you do?
     
  13. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    One at a time and I have never bothered to count the push ups.
     
  14. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    I might have to, for Matt's sake :rolleyes:
     
  15. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    Usually I do them in something to hold my penetrating vessel, otherwise you can use your hand for support :cool:
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2010
  16. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    That's kind of personal.
     
  17. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Anyone know how to get rid of a rash on their penetrating vessel? I'm asking for "a friend."

    *Cough* Llamageddon *Cough*
     
  18. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    Clearly it is a problem with your chi.
     

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