Panjo Street Self Defense

Discussion in 'Other Styles' started by IMC_BMOC, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. philosoraptor

    philosoraptor carnivore in a top hat Supporter

    I don't know why, but threads like this always remind me of shark week.
     
  2. Oldi

    Oldi Valued Member


    Sorry, I don't read so well so maybe you can help me interpret your post. Are you saying that this chap created this style 15 years ago when we were all still very young? And that he was 20-22 at the time? And that experienced martial artists (which, incidentally, I am not) are precluded from commenting because they haven't taken the time to create and market their own martial art?
     
  3. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    blah, blah, blah........

    You are presenting it as something "new" - it isn't

    And yes I am am a "Veteran" - both of the arts and of the reality of combat; that's not a boast its a fact. If you can;t handle that it's your issue not mine

    Face facts - you spammed a board and now have sand in your crotchular region because no one wants to buy your snake oil type pitch

    Bye
     
  4. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    Admit it, you just want to smear the guy in blood and dump him into the ocean. :D
     
  5. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    The remind me of why I think Snow White and Dopey had kids
     
  6. IMC_BMOC

    IMC_BMOC New Member

    Lol of course it isn't new, it's been here for 15 years.
     
  7. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    And it wasn't new 15 years ago either - it's just what he did bolted together.

    Sensible to combine your knowledge? Yep
    Revolutionary? Nope
    Unique? Nope
    The best there is? Nope

    Any questions?
     
  8. gapjumper

    gapjumper Intentionally left blank

    I created my own style just now!

    I'm calling it PANTO.

    It is 100% effective against attacks from people who are behind you.

    Ohhhh yes it is :D

    (Christopher Biggins is a blackbelt in it, from right now)
     
    Last edited: Aug 7, 2013
  9. philosoraptor

    philosoraptor carnivore in a top hat Supporter

    Hand't occurred to me at the time, but now that you mention it...

    I'm sure there's some kind of pun involving snow white and ice burn, but I can't think of it. Well said in any case.
     
  10. ap Oweyn

    ap Oweyn Ret. Supporter

    What makes it Persian?
     
  11. Southpaw535

    Southpaw535 Well-Known Member Moderator Supporter

    I like how when these threads happen you get one member advertising their art, they hit resistance when people question it, and then another member who happens to be a student magically appears to defend it.
     
  12. gapjumper

    gapjumper Intentionally left blank

    So are you Mr Dibazar, the creator of pango?

    If not, maybe you should invite him along?
     
  13. philosoraptor

    philosoraptor carnivore in a top hat Supporter

    I'm creating my own style and calling it Panko. 100% effective on chicken.
     
  14. IMC_BMOC

    IMC_BMOC New Member

    Panjo

    All these things you say just makes you look like a uneducated sheep
     
  15. philosoraptor

    philosoraptor carnivore in a top hat Supporter

    Panko is effective on lamb too. This is an inherent flaw in Gapjumper's Panto style, it doesn't work on animals that don't wear trousers.
     
  16. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Whereas everything you say makes you look like a brainwashed cultist
     
  17. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    My style will be called Paxo - it will work on Turkey's too
     
  18. ap Oweyn

    ap Oweyn Ret. Supporter

    I'll ask again. What makes Panjo Persian?
     
  19. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Yo Panjo be so fat....

    How fat is she?

    Yo Panjo be so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
     
  20. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    They do it on a rug?
     

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