Obey the Moderator

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by KickChick, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. KickChick

    KickChick Valued Member

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    Swiped this from another site....it's hilarious! :D :D :D


    Lyrics :
    "I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the administrators of the community and blah blah blah. I accept.......

    Hey, listen up newbie
    We gotta get a few things straight
    Who these people are, that can wait
    This my board, my world, my space
    I wrote every rule you gotta read ‘em ok
    Cool, I guess that’s it, man we’re straight
    And if you need something I’ll be up kinda late Like two
    See that’s when it gets bad
    People start flaming and everybody’s mad
    That’s when I gotta bust out the ban
    Trust me man, some of these people just can’t stand one another
    So I gotta cover up a scandal
    Nah dude I can’t let you know my AIM handle

    Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
    If you can’t stay on topic, you got it
    If I wanna lock it there’s no way you can stop me
    Confident and cocky, the cubicle jockey

    Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
    Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong
    You are the troller, one week ban
    I know your other screen name man
    Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
    Hook ‘em up with handles and float all the threads
    You are the liar, permanent ban
    I’ll nullify your password man

    My sig’s kinda big but it’s tasteful
    Might blink a bit, 80k, there’s no way that I be wasteful
    People get hateful but hey, it ain’t new to me
    It can get crazy in this community
    Dude you gotta unlock your caps
    Never argue, I better walk you straight through the facts
    Even then they never relax, it’s all grudges
    from six months back, still nobody budges

    The worst - hackers, scum of the earth
    Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
    But whatever, I’ve got an upgrade up my sleeve
    Trade off sleep for new security
    That’s part of the job I don’t mind it
    And if you break a rule better believe that I’ll be the one to find it
    I’m tracking down every last duplicate account
    I’m on my way to admin, there’s never been a doubt

    I see that you are new to the community
    And soon to be In trouble until proven
    So you really should be listening

    Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
    Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong
    You are the troller, one week ban
    I know your other screen name man
    Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
    Hook ‘em up with handles and float all the threads
    You are the liar, permanent ban
    I’ll nullify your password man
     
  2. KickChick

    KickChick Valued Member

    oh btw..... it's by Optimus Rhyme from their cd "School the Indie Rockers"
     
  3. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    That's brilliant :D
     
  4. Rhea

    Rhea Laser tag = NOT MA... Supporter

    still not convinced why I should obey you all?
     
  5. Tatsumaru

    Tatsumaru Your new God!

    i love it, and optimus rhyme is an absolutely brilliant name :D
     
  6. AuntiePink

    AuntiePink Naughty Member

    Brilliant! lol!
     
  7. Sandus

    Sandus Moved Himself On

    I like the sentiment.
     
  8. narcsarge

    narcsarge Masticated Whey

    OUTSTANDING! I want to be in the video! :D
     

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