I'm sure you've noticed the bumper sticker in my sig "What America needs is a roundhouse kick to the face!" -Chuck Norris Well the website has already been created http://norris2008.com/index.php "Chuck Norris is an American hero. He has starred in groundbreaking films such as Hellbound, Braddock: Missing in Action III, and Forest Warrior. He is also an award-winning martial artist, and the star of the hit series Walker Texas Ranger. But Chuck is far more than just Mr. Hollywood himself, he is a man of American principle, or as he likes to put it, “a student of the Wild West.” Just read his code of ethics http://www.chucknorris.com/images/products/Chuck Norris-code2.jpg, and you’ll know he’s a strict follower of the Red, White, and Blue. If Chuck Norris became our president, he would lead this great nation away from turmoil and back on to the road of righteousness - one roundhouse kick at a time" -- Sign the petition http://new.petitiononline.com/CN4PRES/petition-sign.html? Word is getting around http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3458059939002753732 And you've heard the joke: "Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place"
It's about time i say! How can i get registered as a US citizen? I'm voting! And no M.C. Escher-designed ballot, blue-screen-of-death voting machine or Florida alligators can stop me... i'll ROUNDHOUSE my vote in!
See you may laugh but this is the same country that elected conan the barbarian as governer of california.
Yeah but just imagine having a martial artist as a President.... sure we had businessmen and actors but with Chuck we get all three! Oh c'mon you Brits .... get your own thread
But I want to hear Christopher Walken give speeches for 4 years. :cry: www.walken2008.com Would Chuck and Chris run together? Maybe Walken could run as VP, and still give lots of speeches! I would definitely like to see Chuck at the negotiation table with China and North Korea, and for that matter every other country! Hell yeah!
He'd make a fine running mate (great link ) From the Wikipedia entry on Norris: United States President George W. Bush has stated that Norris is his favorite actor Hmm
