Ninjas - masters of stealth Sumo Wrestlers - masters of size Who wins in this All Japanese battle of styles?
The ninja kills the sumo in his sleep the night before the contest. Why? Doesn't want to get greasy with the wrestler.
The ninja sneaks into the sumos house in the middle of the night. Confident that this will be an easy assasination, instead the ninja is surprised to find the Sumo wrestler awake, standing in the kitchen eating a midnite snack. After pounding the teensy weensy little ninja into a red stain on the linoleum, the sumo wonders idly if there is any cake left in the pantry.
Was the sumo wrestler the first fighter to successfully employ the pimp slap to defeat an opponent? I feel they must have been amd for this they have my gratitude...
47Ronin is correct. Chad Rowan (Akebono) will be fighting in K1. He was the first non-Japanese Yokozuna. (Grand Champion).
dont forget the tyson vs sapp fight too! sapp is about to embark on the most embarassing chapters of his life..
It would be like pitting a grizzly bear against a man with a big studded baseball bat. If the man knows how to use his tools, he can defeat the bear who will simply try to overcome the man with size and aggression.
K1 is leaning more and more towards a freakshow with these types of fights. Did you know they are having Butterbean fight Genki Sudo?
butterbean vs sudo will be interesting!! hahahahaahahaha it's going to be MMA too...not kickboxing. sudo will win for sure...
"Why is this thread even here?" Because some people have a wee bit too much time on thier hands I imagine....
