Ninja Vs Shaolin Monk

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Who Would Win?

  1. Ninja

    88 vote(s)
    51.5%
  2. Shaolin Monk

    83 vote(s)
    48.5%
  1. reikislapper

    reikislapper see you on the flypaper


    Look Mr Yoda man, boss, super admin with a cherry on top lol,

    You may think that the S.A.S are the tops and some on here may think that The NINJA's are too but here's one thing they wouldn't be able to do and I challenge the lot of them lol.

    They can't eat a sugar coated dough-nut without licking their lips lol, We'd see who was the best then lol
    lisa xxx :D :D :D :D
     
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2005
  2. Kunoichi

    Kunoichi Valued Member

    Could a monk do it?
     
  3. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    NO ONE COULD! I MEAN COME ON!! ITS A FREAKING DOUGHNUT!! NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN RESIST THE POWER THE DOUGHNUT!! *runs away laughing like a madman then falls down and hits his head* ow!!
     
  4. Kunoichi

    Kunoichi Valued Member

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH THE DOUGHNUTS ARE TAKING OVER :eek:
     
  5. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    yes, they are, heh heh oooooh right! :rolleyes: :D
     
  6. Light_bringer77

    Light_bringer77 Valued Member

    Monk all the way...
    They spend their lives (many lives with reincarnation)
    learning to resist doughnut, even sugar-coated ones!

    Anyway, eating doughtnut would give them a bad karma
    so they developped the 8 Exceptionnal Sugar-Coated Doughnut Smashing Palms. They also invented the wheel and discovered fire.

    BTW none of you has seen the movie "Shaolin vs Ninja"??
    A chinese nobody kick the ass of about 6 japanese fighters
    including a ninja! HAHAHAHAHA!

    *goes back in front of tv to watch his old crappy Kung Fu movies*
     
  7. Kris x

    Kris x :-p

    Yeah, bet it was a monk that made that movie, we all know ninja could beat anything or anyone cos we're the daddy's. :D
     
  8. lamegrappler

    lamegrappler plays bongos well

    this shouldn't even be a contest.the monk would totally win.they can fly and shoot ki blast and hold mabu for like six hours.plus,they have shaved heads with the dots and when there in a corner they use those dots to activate there super monk powers....and nobody want's that,belive me :bang:
     
  9. lamegrappler

    lamegrappler plays bongos well

    anyway,it's against their religon to eat doughtnuts.ofcorse i made that up but has any one went and seen if it was true?
     
  10. Jesh

    Jesh Dutch Side Of The Force

    The ninja, because he would kill the monk in his sleep.

    :yeleyes:
     
  11. lamegrappler

    lamegrappler plays bongos well

    ha! :woo: the jokes on shinobi,monks don't sleep!
     
  12. Korpy

    Korpy Whatever Works

    Andrei Arlovski kills them both. :D
     
  13. flaming

    flaming Valued Member

    How are the monks winning they dont like violence? Ninjas flip out all the time for no reason, and they are in my childrens secret society book for killing people. Ninjas easily would win. Pirates Would beat the ninjas because they have guns.
     
  14. TheCount

    TheCount Happiness is a mindset

    Obviously the ninja would just flip out and kill the monk, come on
     
  15. HwaRang

    HwaRang Just don't call me flower

    ninjas would have used guns though, if they were in any way available.

    in the fight the ninja would win cause he'd poison, stab, blow up, hang and set fire to the monk all at the same time bfore the monk had a chance to notice.

    but then the ninja would be reincarnated as an @ss di1d0 while the monk comes back as an even more hardcore monk. Monk gets the last laugh then.
     
  16. lamegrappler

    lamegrappler plays bongos well

    MONKS WOULD WIN! :bang: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE GO OVER THIS! :bang: THATS IT,IF YOU DON'T GET IT YET GO STAND IN THE CORNER AND BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTILL YOU DO! :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
     
  17. bigshadow

    bigshadow New Member

    Of course the ninja would win.:rolleyes: He would do his replication-jutsu kuji and make an army of ninjas like himself, and his army would defeat the monk using their kunai. :cool:
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2006
  18. GeeMac

    GeeMac Valued Member

    The ninja's biggest advantage would be lost if they met face to face in combat as stealth is the ninja's greatest weapon.
     
  19. spoon

    spoon New Member

    Chuck Norris would win
     
  20. HwaRang

    HwaRang Just don't call me flower

    i think its safe to say in a three way fight.
    the samurai would lose.
     

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