Ninja Vacancy (no one saw it coming)

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Mushroom, Jul 20, 2018.

  1. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    So apparently Japan has a shortage of Ninja (performers). In Iga, they have opened a 2nd Ninja Museum.
    And apparently you will have to get through real training (to get the part and body right)

    And the reason for the struggle is
    A) real Ninjas being real Ninjas
    B) Japan has a low unemployment rate.

    I was giggling at the article, until I did the math and realised they are willing to pay more than my current job and now I'm seriously thinking of getting out my "Japanese for Dummies" book.

    Source: Japan is Having a Shortage of Ninjas Despite Offering $85,000 Salary
     
    Mushroom, Jul 20, 2018
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  2. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    How would they even know there's a shortage in the first place? o_O
     
    Rand86, Jul 20, 2018
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  3. axelb

    axelb Master of Office Chair Fu

    Are they sure that they just have a lot of really skilled ninja's, who are using their ultimate ultimate stealth skills?
     
    axelb, Jul 20, 2018
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  4. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    So a morning watching yuotube videos, dodge a sword and you're a 5th dan?
     
    Smitfire, Jul 20, 2018
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  5. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    Too real! Hahaha!
     
    Pretty In Pink, Jul 20, 2018
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  6. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Thats the rub!

    "Boss, I swear I hired Ninjas."

    "Well where are they?"

    "…"
     
    Mushroom, Jul 20, 2018
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