Never fall asleep while stretching...

Discussion in 'Flexibility Training' started by Van Zandt, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    ...or your wife will post a picture on the internet =)


    Edit: Or leave your laptop unlocked with MAP open for ruthless spouses to mess with. Thanks darling. :mad:
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2010
  2. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Pwned :D

    Thanks Mrs VZ!

  3. jazzysingh

    jazzysingh Valued Member

    now i can officially feel like i am not the only person in the world who sleeps in the splits. any more pics btw lol
  4. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Sitting duck for a deviant.
  5. rivend

    rivend Valued Member

    VZ you do have the ability to keep a very low profile.
  6. Hatamoto

    Hatamoto Beardy Man Kenobi Supporter

    Able to fall asleep while stretching? I'm too busy hurting :p Flexible as a mutant, eh?
  7. Caleb Demarais

    Caleb Demarais Valued Member

    sneaky wife you have got there!
  8. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    *slicks back hair*
    Hey, Mrs. VZ
    *waggles eyebrows in a suggestive manner*
  9. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    I know he's stretching but I just can't shake the idea of VZ in a Looney Tunes style collision with a wall or canyon floor! :D
  10. SpikeD

    SpikeD At the Frankenstein Place

    Now that's a relaxed stretch.

    Thank god he didn't fall asleep on the job.
  11. ArthurKing

    ArthurKing Valued Member

    He's not actually stretching on the floor, he just has a very wide and flat ...y'know...nudge nudge...say no the way, was that picture taken on holiday...
  12. Patrick Smith

    Patrick Smith Tustom Cuser Uitle

    That's what I call a relaxed stretch! :D
  13. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Dude. You remind me of that scene from the Dark Knight

  14. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    No, taken just yesterday.
  15. Dizzyj

    Dizzyj Valued Member

    I thought you were having difficulty getting into splits with your latest injury? If not then that's great news!
  16. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Did at first. But can slide into the splits easily again. Kicks are the real problem, can't lift my leg higher than waist height at the moment. Using crutches on long walks too. Probably shouldn't be stretching though...
  17. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    There's a fine line between "falling asleep" and "passing out." :cool: Glug...Glug...Glug...
  18. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Not seen it.
  19. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    VZ you are not stretching are stuck and calling your lovely wife for help ...

  20. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    That should go in your book :D

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