Nerdy love song...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Xanth, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. Xanth

    Xanth Valued Member

    This is a clever little song, but the cat steals the show...
    I less than 3 this song.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkWy8nRWPGk"]Nerdy Love Song with Added Kitten Bonus! - YouTube[/ame]

    NERDY LOVE SONG


    C Am F G

    I wanna be your abacus baby
    you can count on me
    and I won't say that I love you or I heart you,
    but I will say less than 3, I less than 3 you

    Your molecules must be moving really quickly
    'cause girl, you're hot.
    Are you igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary?
    All I know is, baby, you rock.

    if god existed, I'd thank him for you
    but I'm rational and i read (a lot of) Sam Harris
    you're beautiful like the font of Garamond
    but I wanna see you sans serif.
    (take your pants off)

    I wanna be your abacus baby
    you can count on me
    I observe your quarks oscillating,
    and I'm formulating a g-string theory

    I'm an archaeologist and I'm gonna compute your age,
    yeah, I'm wanna absolutely date you
    you make me feel like a male giraffe
    I wanna nudge your rump, make you urinate, and mate you (that's what they do)

    the value of my love for you
    cannot be expressed exactly
    it's more irrational than pi
    hey BLEEP is a legitimate word in Scrabble, just FYI

    I wanna be your abacus baby
    you can count on me
    you can suck me into the supermassive black hole
    at the center of your galaxy (I'm talking vagina)

    I may not be the biggest or strongest
    but my knowledge of grammar shines
    I know how to use the words further and farther correctly
    every freaking time

    farther indicates physical distance
    and further a depth or degree
    example: the moon is getting farther from the earth
    about 4 centimeters annually (true fact)

    example: you just keep getting further into my heart
    wait: you just keep getting farther into my heart
    no, wait: you just keep getting further into my heart
    hang on: you just keep getting farther into my heart

    I wanna be your abacus baby
    you can count on me
    if the situation is ambiguous
    further and farther can be used interchangably (that's a rule! I knew that all along)

    I wanna be your abacus baby
    you can count on me
    and I won't say that I love you or I heart you
    but I will say, I less than 3 you
    (please take off your pants)
     

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