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Discussion in 'Kenpo' started by matsloth, Nov 18, 2003.

  1. matsloth

    matsloth New Member

    ahh!! the thought of flashing wings,ram and the eagle,or detore from doom,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry thinking techniques makes me go all funny!!!!!must train !!!must train!!!!need techniques!!!!!!
    cheers
    matt
     
  2. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Ummmm.......... Okaaaaaay!
     
  3. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Yes, go train, now!

    ;)
     
  4. gojuman

    gojuman Valued Member

    Nobody make any sudden moves. Back away very slowly and do not make eye contact with Matsloth.
     
  5. KenpoDavid

    KenpoDavid Working Title

    sounds like Kenpomania, a not-so-rare form of psychosis, only treated by punching something really hard over and over...
     
  6. matsloth

    matsloth New Member

    ahh! alot better now ,a very rare form in the uk , but i think its a back log from replying to floor,
    sing along ,everybody is kenpo fighting ,his technique was fast as lightning,it was alittle bit frightning,
    and so on
    well it worked for kung fu
    maybe ive been training to hard lately?
    or bin hit in the head to many times?
    must go now time for my medication!
    cheers
    matt the sloth
     
  7. KenpoDavid

    KenpoDavid Working Title

    hey that's been done, pretty well too

    Red Cloud

    http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/1749/1749073.html

    "Everybody was kenpo fighting,
    yeah it might look frightening
    but it's not, its my thing..."

    "oh are you a black belt Ill give you a head start
    kumite killer with the spirit of Ed Parker
    way of the intercepting fist to your floating ribs
    leave your guard open again and get a second fist
    "

    "hey aint that the dude when the tae kwon do shoes
    who was hating on them kenpo cats from my crew
    didn't we spar with him in early '02
    at the challenge of the dragon dropped him in 2
    he's givin you the evil eye - he's not alone
    lets pay for these uniforms and we're gone
    I walk out the front he follows closely
    reachin for his pistol he's trying to smoke me
    back-spin kick and chip his front teeth
    his home-boys blockin off the whole street
    better run the guns are gonna fire rapidly
    they figure I am Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee?
    I'm right behind you bro don't abandon me
    lets hide inside this trash until set free
    so freakin close I wrecked my clean clothes
    Koreans multilpying like sheets from Kinkos
    but they dont know the art that we know
    fifth degree black belt Chinese Kenpo
    lets jump out of this dump and lets go
    ready to f*k them up we're stretched out
    attack from behind and throw their backs out
    some couldn't stand the pain and passed out
    paralyzed by the physical strikes and lights out
    licesned to kill and will if I must
    you'll sense my kenpo skill when I bust
    streets or the ring
    hail to the king"

    ok I got carreid away there for a sec...
     
  8. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Right..............

    Yoda, I'll tackle him you hit him with the sticks! :D

    Col
     
  9. matsloth

    matsloth New Member

    he is the hypno toad,i am the almighty kenposloth king of the jungle,almighty ruler of the slap,i have a licence to kill(eventualy!)
    cheers matt
     
  10. Chris.B

    Chris.B New Member

    Is anyone else here, just...slighty confused to whats happening here? :confused:
     
  11. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Nah, he's been eating the deodorant again....
     
  12. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    [RANDOM]Blame it on the Cartwheels...[/RANDOM]
     
  13. chungmoomonkey

    chungmoomonkey Just a few more months...

    i no this dude is suffering fgrom add adhd and a skitsy but the dock got mixed up and gave hium meds to make him hyper instead of calm him down plas his mom was on speed the hole time she was pregnent
     
  14. chungmoomonkey

    chungmoomonkey Just a few more months...

    u no the mods closed my thread on monkeys lepracons and pandas but they keep this one open wewn all it is is a crack hed with a keyboard expressen himself :cry:
     
  15. wayofthedragon

    wayofthedragon The Defender

    :eek:What the heck is going on here:confused:
     
  16. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Freeform, why can't we all hit him with sticks?
     
  17. Tigermoth

    Tigermoth New Member

    yup

    Hey I like that song. But can we hit him with sticks anyway?
     
  18. matsloth

    matsloth New Member

    kenpo

    cos sticks are escrima and this is a kenpo thread mate ,you need kali escrima
    or talk to danny inosanto.weapons are for girls.
    matt
     
  19. KenpoDavid

    KenpoDavid Working Title

    it's a 'secret' but Kenpo includes sticks, from it's filipino roots. Or is that just the Kajukenbo branch?
     
  20. matsloth

    matsloth New Member

    kenpo

    not realy in epak ,there are some forms with weapons but they were mostly added after parkers death i think, :confused:
     

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