We've seen The Seven Samurai, 13 Assassins, and now 47 Ronnin. My new movie will be called The 100 Million Ninja. It will star Steven Seagal, Jason Segel, Jaleel White, Betty White and Glenn from the walking dead. Jason Segel is an adventurer looking for an ancient scroll that is guarded by Steven Seagal and his sidekick Glenn. However an evil society lead by Mrs White and her mad scientist Urkel are also out to get the scroll. Before it is to late, Steven and Glenn have to assemble a ragtag team of 100 Million Ninja to defend the Universe or something. The film will end with Steven Seagal jamming on guitar with Puffy AmiYumi and Slash.
