My girlfriend is awesome!

Mine is ....err...well it's a little different

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The crux of the matter is....

Why were you "pretending" to be gay.... :whistle::banana:

And the REAL QUESTION is...

Why has no one else asked this yet?

 

Reread this thread in two years and let us know how awesome things are still.........................

 

It's the quickest way to get a piece of ass. That carpark is on the way to his gym

 

False.

 

OK there's a slight detour

 

Black bear.

 

The Crux of the matter is...........


why are people still posting on this thread

 

It's a celebration of passion

 

ok, well part of me thinks this is sweet, and part of me thinks it's maybe a little bit sad.

BUT - i am totally annoyed at the number of blokes who are clearly seriously bitter, thinking women like that don't exist, and actually making out the guy is deluded.
Funnily enough there are plenty of nice women around, with cool hobbies and who are laid back (and many other desirable things too!)

imagine how annoying it is, when you're a nice guy, and all women just go on about men being pigs all the time, and you're thinking "i am way nicer than that bloke, why does he get the girls". well i guess this feels a bit the same.

they're plenty of nice men and women around people, just the majority that spoil it for them ^.^

 

............. GET OUT OF HERE we are slating this guy cos its a weird ass thing to post not cos we are bitter at him having a cool (almost too good to be true actually) sounding girlfriend.

 

I'm happy for him even if I did only get halfway through his first post. Let's hope she's the one. I need to get out of the Matrix

 

Well, some of you are, yes. I was refering to the other people who are clearly bitter

 

Hmmm....is someone a little pessimistic about love...?

 

Did you read the post? You think that's sweet? Wow...

There are plenty of nice people all over the place and that nice relationships exist shouldn't be news to most people... but that doesn't mean Decay of Meaning's post and the follow ups are any less ridiculous.

If you have a happy relationship and you get to "have sex with her whenever I want, whatever way I want" even when you like "pretending to be gay for some reason" then that's great and all but maybe you don't need to make an on-line thread about it in a martial arts forum.

Then again I guess that just shows how insanely bitter I am...

 

Why would anyone want a piece of this? :

 

Pretty

 

That donkey has like 7 legs.

 

You're right, but damn, this thread is a sight better than "Hai guiz, I suck wit da ladies, give me some pointers!"

 

It only has four legs, the other two are mine and hey, what can I say?