my first inadvertent man-kiss

Discussion in 'Brazilian Jiu Jitsu' started by hux, Dec 5, 2006.

  1. hux

    hux ya, whatever.

    he was in mount, went for a cross-choke. we both turned our heads the same direction and I damn near got a smooch on the way down. It was so close if he was a she and we were in high school I totally would have counted it.

    Let's talk football or something. :eek:
  2. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

  3. hux

    hux ya, whatever.

    nope, we were able to avoid eye contact. :)
  4. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter


    There generally isn't eye contact when people French kiss - at least not at the actually time of the kiss... but they still kiss with intense passion. That you were being mounted and casually went for a hot and slobbery mouth to mouth with another man only makes this all the more sordid. :p

    Let's look at the fact:

    A) mounted by another man

    B) lip contact

    which leads us to the only possible conclusion...

    C) undeniably gay

    end of story.
  5. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    No tongue, no foul. Er...wait your first inadvertant man-kiss, you mean there where others? :eek: Uh, nevermind.

    So, how about that Eagles game last night?
  6. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Gay --- end of. :D
  7. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    A quick scan should confirm it...

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  8. Ular Sawa

    Ular Sawa Valued Member

    It does rather support the arguement made on a sit-com last year or so that BJJ is the gayest martial art there is. But it's like you said, he had already mounted you...
  9. g-bells

    g-bells Don't look up!

    sounds gay to me :eek: :)
  10. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Its the kind of situation your mother or father always warned you about .... never let him mount you, or its teen pregnancy next!
  11. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    It's ok, Hux. They even make special magazines to help you. :D

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  12. hux

    hux ya, whatever.

    LOL yall ain't right man :love:
  13. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    Send him a bunch of flowers. That'll ensure he doesn't do it again. ;)
  14. adouglasmhor

    adouglasmhor Not an Objectivist

  15. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    hux - its okay, its no big deal really to kiss men :)

    Just go and kiss some girls and you'll feel fine in no time. But you are the sum of your experiences and you can never wipe this memory out. Just get your story straight and stop replaying the moment in your mind, its not health :D
  16. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned

    Just accept that BJJ is probably the gayest MA/Sport around, having dude's inside your guard, hugging sweaty guys, groping, rolling, mounting...

    As soon as you're done, shag the hottest chick you can find to make up for that momentary lapse of gayness(not that there's anything wrong with that) :D
  17. adouglasmhor

    adouglasmhor Not an Objectivist

  18. Kogusoku

    Kogusoku 髭また伸びた! Supporter

    [ame=]BJJ TEH GAY[/ame]

    Settles it IMHO! :D
  19. Yatezy

    Yatezy One bad mamba jamba

    Haha this thread is awesome! Its making me think about changing my MA tho, thinking about it rolling round with a sweaty dude isnt the best hobby!
  20. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned

    I do BJJ as well, just don't think about it, like most uncomfortable things, it'll be over shortly

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