Martial Arts conformity experiment

I don't mind switching with Big mikey.
I can be his disciple from childhood, with my parents being friends with him and having me train with him from a young age.
That way I can be all "true to the style" brain washed crap.

*oh yeah im awesome at story telling*

 

Ok Mikey, do you want to be the quite fancy master of this style??

 

yeah sure i'll take a guruship, it'll be the closest i'll ever get lol. I think i'm old enough to be believable as a guru

 

Of course you can
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshitsugu_Takamatsu
Ive been basing most my story telling on this.

 

I'm a fresh teenage black belt in the deadly art of *insert here*!

I have studied for a painstaking 6 years, and have properly learned the basics. I am now dwelling deeper into the art and beginning to understand it, to mold it, to master it.

*cue trailer music*

 

Fine, I time travelled and it's 1 year now. Happy?

 

Hi I'm Jason Maclean, I first started training in Cobra Kung fu with the help of Guru Big Mikey, and make no mistake Guru Big Mikey is big, but his technique is flawless and he really helped me develope my style.

I originaly trained in a variety of traditional arts, but more and more I found it filled with big talkers who couldn't back up their facts. Let's face it most of the wimps who teach martial arts nowadays would get destroyed by your average street fighter who has way more fight time than most of those knuckle-heads put together.

Eventually I began training in Kung fu Cobra, and just as I was about to give up, I was opened up to a whole new world of effective self defence strategies that can be employed against anyone, I've seen 65 kilo students floor 110 kilo Muay Thai fighters, interestingly some Muay Thai guys do train at my gym and I have lots of respect for them, but they are missing certain techniques that they can only get from my instruction as I have extensive knowledge of Cobra Kung fu thanks to decades of training under some of the worlds top instructors in this lethal fighting style.

Recently I have helped adapt it for sport contexts, like Muay Thai fights, MMA and Sanda but it is usually to compliment fighters already existing styles. At the moment I am training a pure Cobra Kung fu fighter to enter some striking and grappling comps, and hope to see great success from him in 2012!

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Yohan is that the kind of Schtick you are after? Or should I tone it down a bit?

As for my record, at the moment the only competitive grappling fight I have had was with a european silver medalist (talk about a ringer!) and while I managed to hold on longer than anyone else in that tournament bar the final fight, I was still dominated through-out before being subbed at the end of the first round. So no real competitive record to talk of.... yet.... but there are some big plans for the end of this year and next so hold on to your seats ladies and gentlemen! :woo:

 

No that is perfect. It's going to go on the website. Awesome!!

 

As discussed Yohan I'm in

 

Well we've got an organization. I'd like one more volunteer to be in the rogue black belt thing - I'll send out some info.

 

there are some old vale tudo films floating around somewhere. i can rummage through my old super 8s to see if i have any of the underground fight circuit films i filmed back in the late 80s and early 90s.

and i agree it has to be some old chinese fight-all-areas type art that migrated to some island or something.

i will look for the old vietnam tapes...

 

I'll be the front man. But only if I can have silk robes and have people call me
"MASSAH"

 

i wanna be a blackbelt

 

Are there still available spaces, cause this sounds interesting and I'd like to join. But it would probably be best if I pretend I'm a beginner, cause nobody's gonna believe I'm a 14 year old black-belt...

 

Au contraire!

 

can i have a brown/ purple belt? rogue or otherwise. i can be some cool-aid addicted purple or brown.

 

How can you give a 10 year old a black belt.....Thats just ridiculous