The idea is that someone starts the Novel with a post and then it just carrys on from there........Unfortunatley i have no idea on how to start it? Any takers!
Who, unfortuntately, due to the teeth rott she got from eating an unhealthy diet of bamboo all the time and being on NHS, couldn't get into a dentist for treatment
She posted this in the 'thinks that make you grrrr' section and was mocked for being a panda. This made her a sad panda, so she ripped their...
A similar thing was attempted here: http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61489&page=1
But seeing how that story wasn't about a panda girl, didn't get the time of day and faded away, unlike the teeth rotted panda we have now
Poor su, felt that she had nothing to bring to soceity as a panda ho with rotting teeth, so she hit upon the idea of giving all the good pandas, panda gifts and and all the bad pandas, black and blue panda eyes for being so evil. However, how to solve the problem of transport? .............
She would slay all the ones who dissed her then (sorry) jump on the "slay" and be on her merry way (peotry as well?) koyo
Su found herself burried under a heap of rubble in the cellar of a pub. "Whats a panda with rotting teeth who only wants to bring joy to the world to do" she cried. Just then, the cellar door opened and a bright light shone from behind it, there was the sillouette of something.....someone?............
"Argh!!!! Another bloody panda in me's cellar, this bloody happens all the time" cried out the pub owner
I need your help gasped the panda my village is being threatened I need warriors from MAP to help us can you name some? koyo
The Panda sat there, cross legged munching anxiously on a piece of bamboo whilst the pub owner sets about using, from what Su could see a magic box light up box that had strange symbols scrolling accross the screen..... After sometime later and much laughter from the pubowner he turned to see the panda still there and to tell it that he has sent a general call to arms but the panda was no longer munching on bamboo but holding what appeared to be a Bo staff.................
"I heard rumours once", said the bo-wielding panda, "of the ultimate fighter who could throw 200 punches in a minute! His name.... was Manabi Masho Man! Perhaps he would be our champion..."
"Nay" said another character entering the room in nothing but a jockstrap and primark T-shirt "NaughtyKnight is here along with such filthy innuendo's I'll have your enemies in tears before long.."
