MAP Moon Door (just for fun)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Rhythmkiller, May 23, 2014.

  1. Zinowor

    Zinowor Moved on

    1. Religion.

    2. Racism.

    3. Stupidity.

    Funny how they're all intertwined...

    My 'non-Miss Universe' response would be:

    1. reality shows

    2. internet anonimity

    3. male grappling
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2014
  2. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    Processed foods, wars, poverty. In reverse order :)
     
  3. m1k3jobs

    m1k3jobs Dudeist Priest

    1. The entire US Congress

    2. The next entire US Congress, just to keep them honest.

    3. Nothing else, I'm good.
     
  4. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Justin Bieber.

    UKIP.

    Aggressive and/or unsafe drivers.

    Anyone who posts more than one selfie a day.

    Pewdiepie.
     
  5. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    I mostly nodded in agreement with your list.

    Except for PewDiePie, he's not terrible.

    And the selfie thing...pretty much anyone who posts any selfies for me.
     
  6. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Loco Lemon Drop, for advocating Pewdiepie.
     
  7. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    [​IMG]

    It's mostly his horror games that are worth dealing with.

    And Marzia.

    Oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
     
  8. Happy Feet Cotton Tail

    Happy Feet Cotton Tail Valued Member

    My 3 choices for room 101/MAP Moon Door. :)


    1. House music.

    God dammit... why won't DJ's commit to anything anymore? There should be a law in the British constitution mandating dancefloor DJ's to the effect of "go hard or go home".

    I'm tired of limply bopping around to this middle of the road nonsense. Where did all the hardstyle go? :cry:

    2. Tabloids and Paparazzi.

    Constantly distorts the facts and appeals to the absolute worst in people.

    3. People who claim they "say what everyone's thinking but no one has the balls to admit".

    No, I'm sorry to inform you that I don't think the Chinese are "up to something" and neither does anyone else except you and your weird inbred mates.
     
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  9. Southpaw535

    Southpaw535 Well-Known Member Moderator Supporter

    Anyone who uses the terms "mansplaining," "check your privelege," or "X-shaming."

    Anyone who can refuse to look at both sides of an argument or change their mind when presented with undeniable evidence.

    Weird one, but moral absolutionists.

    Any of the "think of the children!" crowd.

    There's more but that'll do me for now.
     
  10. Happy Feet Cotton Tail

    Happy Feet Cotton Tail Valued Member

    Well there I go to the moon. :(
     
  11. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

  12. Zinowor

    Zinowor Moved on

  13. boards

    boards Its all in the reflexes!

    Soap Operas
    Emos
    Reality tv
    Helicopter parents
    People who can't make an argument without exagerating
    Politicians
    People who hate football :D
    Fanboys/girls
     
  14. Fujian Animal

    Fujian Animal Banned Banned

    i already posted, but i want to cast these out there as well - hunger, famine, disease, suffering and pain, poverty, homelessness, nuclear weapons, unclean energy and fossil fuels, unemployment, impure thoughts and desires, infanticide and genocide, banking systems, government leaders, hospitals and prisons, mental or physical abnormalities, cancer, aids, biological or chemical weapons, racism, sexism, religious fanaticism, scientific theories which contradict, police departments and military sanctions, autocracies or monarchies, laziness, arrogance, injustice, viruses, poisonous plants and animals, global warming or global freezing, overpopulation and segregation, space programs, computer technology and video games, guns and explosives, rust and decay, old age, sickness, dishonesty or disloyalty, pride, and imperfection
     
  15. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

  16. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    What are they?

    How are you going to post on MAP if you cast out computer technology?
     
  17. aaradia

    aaradia Choy Li Fut and Yang Tai Chi Chuan Student Moderator Supporter

    Cell Phones!

    -They have a culture of rudeness about them. People ignoring people, not paying attention to friends right next to them, not talking to people giving them service, etc.

    -People are doing both dangerous and stupid things talking and texting while driving. I am sick of intersections being all clogged up because people on celll phones are so busy with their phones they don't notice the green light.

    -Potential for it causing brain tumors.

    -Phones often have such terrible quality, one cannot even understand someone on a cell phone,

    - text speak becoming prevalent in other writings.

    Any Car parked that can't manage to be parked in their own space.

    -It seems like people can't be bothered to park carefully any more. You can have empty spaces all around you, but some idiot will park next to you and over the line into your parking space!
     
  18. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    u need 2 buy a betta fone n stop bein so borin lololol
     
  19. Zinowor

    Zinowor Moved on

    The daughter of an acquaintance of mine was ran over by a truck a week ago, because she crossed an 80kmh street without looking up because she was preoccupied by her smartphone.

    Thankfully for the truck driver there were witnesses who could attest to the fact she crossed the street with her head down looking at her phone.

    I'm hearing more and more stories like these. It's a really dumb problem imo.
     
  20. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    But of course, the solution won't be something sensible like not looking at your phone when you're crossing the street.

    It will be something stupid like a traffic warning app :rolleyes:
     

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