Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man > > reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on > > backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his > > collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I > > am a Father." > > > > Johnny replied, "My Dad doesn't wear > > his collar like that." > > > > The priest looked up from his book and > > answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said, > > "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren > > and he doesn't wear his collar that way." > > > > The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the > > Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his > > book. Little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a > > while, then leaned over and > > > > said, > > > > ............. "Maybe you should wear your > > pants backwards instead of your collar."
