Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Jesh, Sep 23, 2005.
Oh god, please... when will it ever stop ??? :bang:
Thank you for that. Funniest thing I've read in ages!
I particularly loved this one:
"Lightning jui Jitsu transforms you into an Instant Street Terminator easily and effortlessly."
I'm tempted to use it as my sig...
I'm genuinely convinced that this was started as a joke, but hey, I'm putting it here anyway just for some of those comments. If this is actually a real school, contact me and I'll move it to somewhere more appropriate.
As far as I know it's real. I followed the add from a magazine. But I intended it as such.
And to order:
Lightning Ju-Jitsu Street Survival System $157.00
And they're based in Vegas.
If you actually try to order the sh..., I mean stuff, what do you actually get? A manual for $157? No thanks.
That would be soiling your pants and crying like a baby.
Tell him it's free pizza and beer night at the local pub.
I rather know how to turn a weapon into a work saving device (feel free to expound upon this idea).
I think I have a good visual *shudders*
Much in the same way dropping out of school transforms you into a street sweeper easily and effortlessly.
Because they carry belt fed weapons.
The worst thing is that there's people actually buying that rubbish... gotta love the fact that it's so easy to make a quick $ these days
"Because they carry belt fed weapons. "
Actually, I'd be happy to be part of a syndicate where I put $5 towards the book and it got sent around to people.
Damn, I missed my chance to get in peak condition :cry:
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