I thought that it might be a good idea to have a nice light humorous thread to combat the recent catalogue of negative posts. My first thought was embarrassing moments but not everyone would be happy sharing, hell i'll talk to anyone about anything but thats me. I decided on best comeback lines, when someone just took the pee out of you or has made you the butt of the joke,or just thinks they are funny, what did you say to retort? Here's one of mine... One new years eve i was taking this young lady( i used the term in its loose's sense) out, she moaned all evening, complained about this, that everything. After about 3 hours I decided we should go home(she had upset all my mates aswell) she was not happy. When we got back to hers she said ' I've never been so insulted in my life!' I replied 'Well you should get out more!' and i went back to the party!