Knut's Christmas Surprise

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  1. wrydolphin

    wrydolphin Pirates... yaarrrr Supporter

  2. aikiwolfie

    aikiwolfie ... Supporter

    I wish I had a mote around my house. That would be awesome! :D
     
  3. Ular Sawa

    Ular Sawa Valued Member

    My expectation for "whacked out of his mind" might involve trying to give Knut a bear hug.

    Every so often someone who is disturbed does something inappropriate at a zoo. There was a fellow in Taiwan, I think, who wanted to recreate Daniel's experience with the lions. He escaped with only being mauled. Another guy climbed into a polar bear enclosure after hours here in the states some years ago. I think they mistook him for a seal. Anyone who jumps into an enclosure with a large predator goes immediately to the bottom of the food chain. This idiot was lucky.
     
  4. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    I'll hold my hand up. I jumped into a rhino enclosure when I was younger to retrieve a zoo guide. The rhino's were outside and I was inside. God those things move fast!:cry:
     
  5. laugarfist

    laugarfist New Member Supporter

    I thought he'd gone back to Neumünster Zoo to join a breeding program. Knut that is, not MD :)
     
  6. wrydolphin

    wrydolphin Pirates... yaarrrr Supporter

    I *thought* those rhinos looked surprisingly familiar....
     
  7. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    You can not believe how fast a rhino can run when it has the oppitunity of a day out of the norm. To make it worse a friend of mine followed me down so the picture in your head should read two teenage boys trying to scrabble out of a 10 foot high dry moat with a 2 ton killing machine out for a bit of fun.:eek:
     
  8. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    There's a "horny" joke in there but I'm not going to be the first to make it:whistle:

    Mitch
     
  9. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    I'd do it again tomorrow. Have you seen the price of those programmes at Chester Zoo? I got one for free!
     
  10. Yatezy

    Yatezy One bad mamba jamba

    Thats got Birkenhead, Sherlocks and Saturday night wrote all over it :ban:
     
  11. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    I love Birk'n'ead! Make Moss Side seem like a safe haven after midnight. Only place they warn to to remove jewellery before going into a club.
    Have you ever heard about the sparring they used to do on the Ford Estate?
     
  12. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Correctly pronounced Behrkkkkkeneddd I think :)

    Mitch
     
  13. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    That's how I say it
     
  14. Yatezy

    Yatezy One bad mamba jamba

    Lol its rough now and i think its gotten better, dread to think what it was like years ago! Nope not heard of it, can only assume its warm up before they go to war with the lads from the Nocky
     
  15. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    It used to be fun. West Kirby fought Heswall & Birkenhead, Hoylake and West Kirby (HAWK) fought Moerton. West Kirby fought Irby (partly my fault that one). Oh yes and once CB radio was discovered we all fought the Welsh as well (again my fault that one) Drugs stopped it all, the Rave culture brought peace!

    The Ford used to use a cat-of-nine-tails made out of fishing trebles. If you got caught it was real pain or your face kicked in. Happy days:rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2008
  16. Yatezy

    Yatezy One bad mamba jamba

    Lol who'd have thought drugs actually did something good!

    I never realised there was a massive war going on between all the areas of the Wirral. Birkenhead i knew about but some of the others like Heswall, Irby and West Kirby was a suprise to me.

    Maybe im from the nice part of the Wirral, Seacombe (or Seascum as its affectionately known to everyone else :rolleyes:)
     
  17. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    That'll be it. The gangs just moved into selling gear, then they had to talk to each other. Same with the football terraces, once there was money to be made who cared about violence?
     
  18. Yatezy

    Yatezy One bad mamba jamba

    I thought the football violence was one of the few that stuck to its roots, just violence!?

    Football hooliganism used footie as an excuse to get the rush of fighting and still does, didnt think there would be much money to be made in such an environment
     
  19. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    It'll always be here but much of it stopped in the early 90's. They'd be at the match 'E'd up' not really conducive to violence. Too much hugging
     
  20. Yatezy

    Yatezy One bad mamba jamba

    Ecstacy and football!?! Thats definitely not one ive not heard of!

    Not enough music or strobe lights/lasers in football! Plenty of loving ang hugging though :D
     

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