Jesus could have been...

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  1. Jesh

    Jesh Dutch Side Of The Force

    Jesus Could Have Been.....

    There are 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Fathers business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with every meal
    3. He used olive oil

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
    1. He never got married
    2. He was always telling stories
    3. He loved green pastures

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

    :D
     
  2. |MT|omar

    |MT|omar Thai Boxer

    Hahaha
     
  3. Lilika

    Lilika Scientia est potentia

    What he said. :D
     
  4. N/A

    N/A New Member

    LOL,Very Good.
     
  5. Slindsay

    Slindsay All violence is necessary

    To add some:

    4. He had 13 drinking buddies
    5. He thought his mother was a virgin
    6. His mother though he was god
    7. He worked as a carpenter

    And there are 5 others I forget :p
     
  6. Jesh

    Jesh Dutch Side Of The Force

    LMAO... great additions !!! :D
     
  7. Topher

    Topher allo!

    Good one :p
     
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