Jesus Could Have Been..... There are 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
To add some: 4. He had 13 drinking buddies 5. He thought his mother was a virgin 6. His mother though he was god 7. He worked as a carpenter And there are 5 others I forget